candace and i were sitting outside of her apartment the other night, just taking shots of rum, smoking a few ciggy butts, and chatting.. waiting for her friends to get ready for the bar.. i looked down to my boob level and saw a huge hairy black spider crawling up my shirt. i did the freak-out bug flick movement, and then stomped around on the ( Read more... )

IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR!! IM BUYING A NEW CAR ( Read more... )

i wanted to link this, but i dont know how. so fuck y'all ( Read more... )

normally i eat peanut butter with a spoon, but tonight i was too lazy to wash one.. so i just grabbed a knife out of the silverware draw. yeah, i cut the shit outta my tongue 15 min ago. its still bleeding, and its kinda making me sick. im not sure if its deep. i cant tell. all i know is that is not stopping bleeding. ice isnt helping. pressure ( Read more... )

wtf is with people breaking plans??
booooooooo@that
BOOOOOOOOO@them

i bought a 12 pack of st. paulie girl yesterday on my hour break from work. kept it ice cold in the fridge at work... cause yeah, i rule and stuff. got off of work at 1O, went home, put the beer in my fridge, got in the shower, shaved and washed and stuff, got dressed, went to the fridge to get a beer and there is a note in the spot the beer was.. ( Read more... )

i really hate people.
honestly.

1. Go into your LJ's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

"Always and forever, Lily Rose."

fucking odd how this ties into a major situation that is plagueing my life right now.

i have a few packages that i need to send.. they are all boxed up and ready to go, but for some reason i never get my ass to the post office. i apologize to those who are expecting stuff from me... it will happen sooner or later. later most likely, but if you know me at all, then you understand ( Read more... )

I HATE THAT PICTURE, LAST POST, I LOOK FUCKIING FAT. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO