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Wow just had to add this... it's the highlight of my day... Paul came over and so Jason me Stephanie and her friend Cassie played pool... well, Paul decided to play Jason so Stephani Cassie and I went inside. I turned on animal planet being the nerd that I am and Jeff Corwin was on. Well anyway, he was talking about Muskox's and what they do. They have these horns that cover their forehead and look like a buffalo. Their horn is about 5 inches thick and the run as fast as they can and head butt each other... then as they back up to ram each other again they sway their head. So being the smart-ass person I am, I got on my hands and knees and head-butt Gabi (my dog) and basically I Muskox-ed her. I won 2 out of 3 it was awesome. Then I got the greatest idea. I asked Stephani (jason's g/f) if she wanted to wear a helmet and Muskox me and she said yea but it turned out that I only had one helmet in my house so I said "Well, let's wear styrofoam and head butt each other" but I couldn't find styrofoam so we wrapped towels around our heads. We searched the house for tape and found duct tape. It turned out that we didn't have enough and then I got another idea. (I was on a role) I looked in my moms room and found the one tape thet you use when you ship boxes and I taped the towels to our heads. As steph and I wear wrapping the towels in our heads Jason and Paul came inside. Luckily, Jasonn went to hid room and only Paul saw. So Stephani and I were like, "Let's go outside to do this in our natural environment" Yea, that's right, where all the cars can pass by and witness "Professional Muskoxing." Paul followed us and Stephani and I Muskox-ed each other in the grass. First round she won. Second I won. Then we needed a tie-breaker. Last one, neither of us gave up easily. I won though.... She like got on top of me and I fell over her somehow. I WON! I am the champion Muskox-er. Well, for now.
So anyone who is interested in Profession muskoxing call me at 239-877-3634
PS. I spelled everything right and capitalized everything that was needed to be, so you better read this.