Tonight we determined that things need to not only be very awsomely fun but very awsomely memorable if they are to be worthwhile. We also decided that UMass is a little boreing on a rainy day. So to remedy all problems Andy, a truly awsome friend and I decided we would organize an Official Umass Jousting Competition later in may. Bring your Own ( Read more... )

I think ones well being is directionaly proportional to how many sunrises we witness without sleeping. I have to memorize three pages of ethical proofs and recite them word for word in a little blue booklet. I am doing this at twelve, I am not feeling to confident about this. The way this class is set up, if I fail, I fail the class. Gag. It took ( Read more... )

How mutable should someones personality be? How long can you be the same person? I am afraid mine is crystalizing and Its scares me. I want my youth back! I read economic reports about housing interest rates and real estate buble connections do global GDP's and and currency rates. I do that for fun, what does it say about me? I am only 20 god ( Read more... )

Life is great but I am going to use LJ as an outlet for a moment. I have a lot of school work to do and I am in a slump. Completely unjustified and stupid. I am on one of those moods where I would rather bore a hole in my own skull with a spoon then maximize my word document. GAG! The bad luck of it is this. Every few weeks all my classes ( Read more... )

If you are bored Skip to where it says FOR THE BORED to read anecdote and call to revolution ( Read more... )

Last night it was aproximately 3 degrees outside with a biting wind. I was down in Southwest campus visiting a buddy, which is about 30 minute walk from my dorm. I had left my shoes by his door in order to not track in the the brown snow which reaks of a molassis oder. When I went to leave my shoes were gone. What kind of degenerate steals ( Read more... )

The past few days have been beautiful and have made me very happy. I am glad to have had them.

Christmas,poker,dredding,donkeykonga,smashbrothers,powerlunch,taboo,boston,capecodder,friends seldom seen,3am conversations,longdrives when taking the wrongways.

It has been fantastic

Have a merry none denominational day of what ever it is you different non denominational people do. Every one else, have a merry x-mass. I hope i get a space ship, or a somewhat more evil clone of myself. That would rock.

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