Lost Items: dominatrix whip, fake mustache, thick glasses, inhibitions
Holy crap, I can't believe that I'm in Hawaii right now. Even though I'm only in the hotel right now, the view outside is outrageous. The hotel that I'm staying in has an ocean view, looking at the islands of Lanai and Molokai. I'll be able to get a closer look at Lanai tomorrow, because we're taking a catamaran to go snorkeling at this marine
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We need to talk. Sounds like things got out of hand and you didn't put the pimp check down. You can't have random members of your harem riding off on bikes and whipping store owners. Snoop teaches in "Can You Control Yo Hoe," that "you got to control yo hoe." Anyhow, all this can be forgiven if you bring me back a SWEET lookin' polynesian man. Who has connections to pineapple mafia, and chocolate macadamia nut moguls. ONE TIME! My mouth is watering already! Bring me back a yummy polynesian man.
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