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blackdiedpurple: hey..
blackdiedpurple: justin..
Hudack420: tori..
blackdiedpurple: wanna hear some stories?
blackdiedpurple: there was this dude
blackdiedpurple: and he like...totally wanted to build a house of taco shells.
blackdiedpurple: so he does it right?
blackdiedpurple: and when he;s done
blackdiedpurple: he looks at his work contently and stares in awe.."Man Im the most awesome kid alive"
blackdiedpurple: and then he invites all his friends over to have a party
blackdiedpurple: LITTLE DID HE KNOW..that all his friends were backstabbing bastard elves.
blackdiedpurple: and so when he invites them over they take one look at the house and eat one corner of the room..
blackdiedpurple: SO after the party
blackdiedpurple: JUSTIN
blackdiedpurple: lmao
blackdiedpurple: are you listening??
Hudack420: lmao yea, go on
blackdiedpurple: Okay,
blackdiedpurple: so after the party
blackdiedpurple: He goes into the living room and sits on the couch and the whole living room sorta just slants a littke,
blackdiedpurple: and hes like "wtf i hate my friends"
blackdiedpurple: so he calls them over and FORCES them to eat theother corner of the house..
blackdiedpurple: and it evened out.
blackdiedpurple: after a year the house got moldy.
blackdiedpurple: and the birds were eating it
blackdiedpurple: and hes all "WTF FUCKING BIRDS HOW DARE YOU" so he catches three birds and kills them with a chunk of taco ands like"dont you eat my taco house bizzznaatch"
blackdiedpurple: and then..the giant king bird
blackdiedpurple: comes and eats his house
blackdiedpurple: the whole thing.
Hudack420: LMFAO
Hudack420: wtf is the point to your lil story tori
blackdiedpurple: i dont know.
blackdiedpurple: im trying to think of a moral.
Hudack420: lmfao
blackdiedpurple: MORAL OF THE STORY..
blackdiedpurple: Dont make your house out of Taco shells or the giant king bird will eat it and you will cry and be homeless.