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Notes to the light of my life;
Dear Rak ...
I love you. Truly. And I do appreciate that not only did you get me my golf clubs back, you're showing an interest in learning about the game if not actually playing it. However;
I had to Push the course staff three times to keep us from getting thrown out. Baby, this is not a good record. Please control your hilarity at the Japanese men in plaid hats. Additionally -
It is a sand trap, or a bunker not a 'cat-box'.
Putting another golfer's ball in a tree is only funny the first time.
A 'driver' is a kind of club, not the guy in the golf cart.
Neither tees nor head covers are in any way related to fashion.
'Iron' is not a diet supplement and 'Wood' has nothing to do with a cute Scottish guy at Hogwarts. Although it could be related to you wriggling while I'm trying to correct your stroke.
'Correcting your stroke' is not a personal insult. Not even in that context.
When I was talking about that man's handicap, I did not mean he walks funny.
Par is not a male relative.
There are no fish in the water hazard. Quit it with the Gollum song.
Again - enough with the wriggling. You saw the divots it caused.
Love,
Rob.
Dear Rak ...
I love you. Truly. And I do appreciate that not only did you get me my golf clubs back, you're showing an interest in learning about the game if not actually playing it. However;
I had to Push the course staff three times to keep us from getting thrown out. Baby, this is not a good record. Please control your hilarity at the Japanese men in plaid hats. Additionally -
It is a sand trap, or a bunker not a 'cat-box'.
Putting another golfer's ball in a tree is only funny the first time.
A 'driver' is a kind of club, not the guy in the golf cart.
Neither tees nor head covers are in any way related to fashion.
'Iron' is not a diet supplement and 'Wood' has nothing to do with a cute Scottish guy at Hogwarts. Although it could be related to you wriggling while I'm trying to correct your stroke.
'Correcting your stroke' is not a personal insult. Not even in that context.
When I was talking about that man's handicap, I did not mean he walks funny.
Par is not a male relative.
There are no fish in the water hazard. Quit it with the Gollum song.
Again - enough with the wriggling. You saw the divots it caused.
Love,
Rob.