BOYS NIGHT OUT - UPDATE. CALLING JENNY WALTERS.

[subtle_guns]

WAR JOURNAL ENTRY
JANUARY 21ST, 2005

ATTENTION WILLIAM PRESTON:At the insistence of Sue Storm - and by "insistence" I mean "threat to put me in my place via grievous bodily harm" - you are required to read, agree to, and execute the following Agreement before coming out with us on Saturday night

Comments

[shulkie]

Looks good to me, Frankie, but maybe a few clarifications of range.

"3. Substances consumed may or may not be limited to scotch, whiskey, bourbon, vodka, girly drinks, martinis, ale, beer, and other fermented alcoholic beverages of Terran or extra terrestrial origin (Romulan Ale, etc.). This Agreement specifically prohibits the consumption of wine (with the exception of fine champagnes as used in mixed drinks) as well as the consumption of any illegal alcoholic beverages, including but bot limited to such items as absinthe and 250 proof Jamaican rum. Subjects in Appendix A do also agree to supply William Preston with a meal and water if he so desires."

"5. I hereby release all parties involved in said activities from liability for any incidental, consequential, exemplary, special, or punitive damages or liability for bodily injury or public or private property damage sustained during the specified Term of the Agreement. All parties able to become intoxicated are required to provide their own designated transportation, if none is

[subtle_guns]

Looks good, Verdant Vixen.

You're releasing us from liability in damaging public property?

Must be the first time in twenty years someone's given me a general blanket release to do anything.

Cuddly, can I put you on retainer?

[shulkie]

Cuddly, can I put you on retainer?

You bet your ass, Bigshot.

wine whine?

[mercurialnature]

I must admit, I am a little put off by the forbidding of wine. It is my classic drink/offering. I did have a couple of flasks of excellent Falernian saved up. . .