Case study #21189: excessive fan worship

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WAR JOURNAL ENTRY
May 28th, 2005

Someone put a lot of time and effort into this.

This is the unfortunate result of media exposure meeting a mind with an uncanny bent towards an obsession with me.

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Comments

[track3driveshft]

Why hasn't anyone made a bike with MY picture on it?

[subtle_guns]

Kid, I'm sure they have. Consider yourself lucky that you haven't seen it yet.

[track3driveshft]

With my ego, you think I'd really do that? *Rolls eyes*

[subtle_guns]

Come out of hiding, Charlie.