Private to Professor SnapefreakedwithjetSeptember 14 2006, 19:23:00 UTC
Sir,
Your lack of faith in me is disturbing. Let me be blunt. I would rather ... excrete, as you have so delicately put it, through my mouth, than be married to Potter for a single hour.
Regardless of the fun I am having at his, and others', expense, that is the truth.
Private to Miss Parkinsonsubtle_simmerSeptember 14 2006, 21:25:08 UTC
Forgive my lack of faith - the world has gone so far round the twist, I know not what to believe. Though I was relatively confident you would never degrade yourself to such an extent.
My relief knows no bounds, and my amusement is likewise enriched.
Private to Miss Parkinsonsubtle_simmerSeptember 15 2006, 00:25:57 UTC
Whilst I would in no way interfere with any pleasure of yours, I do beg you not to take such a drastic step. The slag hardly needs encouragement. I am merely pleased that she still hounds Potter and leaves the rest of the world alone. If you avoid Our Saviour, you ought to be free of her notice.
However, as I now see you are encouraging her ridiculousness enough without the letter, I will leave you to your entertainment. I admit to being amused, myself.
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Your lack of faith in me is disturbing. Let me be blunt. I would rather ... excrete, as you have so delicately put it, through my mouth, than be married to Potter for a single hour.
Regardless of the fun I am having at his, and others', expense, that is the truth.
~Parkinson
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My relief knows no bounds, and my amusement is likewise enriched.
~Professor Snape
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I haven't been so amused in a long time. I'm considering writing to that Skeeter hag and thanking her.
~Parkinson
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However, as I now see you are encouraging her ridiculousness enough without the letter, I will leave you to your entertainment. I admit to being amused, myself.
~Professor Snape
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