A Rare Public Dissertation
Date: Friday, 13 October
Place: Hogwarts School
Time: Mid-morning break
The present outrage surrounding the newest product from our infamous pranksters amuses me greatly.
Where was the outrage when it was potions of the Bachelors being sold? I certainly saw none, though I did read of the addictive properties of such a concoction.
I would even hazard to guess that some of those presently crying foul over this new development, are amongst those who imbibed of the counterpart.
Far be it for me to stand in the way of advancements in Potions Making, no matter how trivial.
Hypocrisy amuses me in all its forms. This is merely a microcosm of the hypocrisy currently rotting the wizarding world. As few seem capable of seeing the obvious evidence of it in the broader application, it is not to be wondered at, that none can see it in its diminished form.
Congratulations, Misters Weasley, on your new product, and amusing controversy.
To all those females crying foul, firstly, I suggest you make some attempt to learn the difference between fantasy and reality. Secondly, I suggest that you come and admit, under MY Veritaserum, that you have never imbibed the masculine version of this product - or the corresponding, traditionally feminine past-time which does not require a blasted potion to begin with. If you cannot do that, belt up. I tire of your whinging.
~Professor Snape
Potions Master
Slytherin Head of House
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Place: Hogwarts School
Time: Mid-morning break
The present outrage surrounding the newest product from our infamous pranksters amuses me greatly.
Where was the outrage when it was potions of the Bachelors being sold? I certainly saw none, though I did read of the addictive properties of such a concoction.
I would even hazard to guess that some of those presently crying foul over this new development, are amongst those who imbibed of the counterpart.
Far be it for me to stand in the way of advancements in Potions Making, no matter how trivial.
Hypocrisy amuses me in all its forms. This is merely a microcosm of the hypocrisy currently rotting the wizarding world. As few seem capable of seeing the obvious evidence of it in the broader application, it is not to be wondered at, that none can see it in its diminished form.
Congratulations, Misters Weasley, on your new product, and amusing controversy.
To all those females crying foul, firstly, I suggest you make some attempt to learn the difference between fantasy and reality. Secondly, I suggest that you come and admit, under MY Veritaserum, that you have never imbibed the masculine version of this product - or the corresponding, traditionally feminine past-time which does not require a blasted potion to begin with. If you cannot do that, belt up. I tire of your whinging.
~Professor Snape
Potions Master
Slytherin Head of House
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry