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cedony January 16 2007, 10:45:53 UTC
I think Inui would be the most well hung in PoT, and agree with your ranking of the Seigaku boys and most of the other teams.

However, I feel as if Mizuki should be bumped way down the St. Rudolph rankings, because a boy who wears flower print and nfus just cannot have all that much testosterone. This would leave him stumpy and underdeveloped. Mizuke; his name says it all.

Sakaki-sensei is 43 and 183 cm tall. I share your obsession with him. He is hot.

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subtle_subtext January 16 2007, 11:00:34 UTC
*FLAIL.* I love you sosososo much. ♥

And you know, you're right. I should at least bump Mizuki down below Kisarazu; hell, Kisarazu's even taller. I could even see putting him below Kaneda, but not quite Nomura. Hm. *Edit!*

It was hard not to exclude the giants (like Kabaji and Kiriyama), since it's hardly fair, really, given that they tower incredibly. Excluding the crazytallomg, though, I think it'd be a pretty even call between Inui and Ishida; they're both pretty damn stacked, and proportional, I imagine. Maybe Sanada, too. Then again, I'm also frighteningly biased. But come on! Sanada's just so obviously horse-hung.

Also, I approve of your icon. *Thumbs up.*

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cedony January 16 2007, 11:10:22 UTC
It's sad how nobody appreciates the pairings, or fivesome, in this case, that are so obvious! I mean, grip tape bondage! Is this anime not about tennis? Should there not have been a Tachibana x Fuji x Grip Tape x Shinji x Ryoma fic by now? Lol. I'm trying to spread the love with this icon.

And yes, I see your point about Nomura.

And Sanada; of course he's hung like a horse. Yukimura would settle for nothing but the best.

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subtle_subtext January 16 2007, 11:27:00 UTC
I agree wholeheartedly. That fic demands to be written, damnit!

Yes, unfortunately, Nomura's a bit... tiny. Kind of, anyway; there are certainly tinier.

I've always thought as much. After all, he's Rikkai's lunatic demon captain; he deserves only the most elite of cock vice-captain. Yes.

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dynastic January 16 2007, 11:37:09 UTC
I like this. :] Heh, I'd say it's pretty accurate. Except for Mizuki. He could be slightly higher up. *omg biased*

;D Sanada and Renji. So true, you know they're hiding stuff.

Sakaki. *___* I want to see his office. :D

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subtle_subtext January 16 2007, 11:41:41 UTC
That's okay; I'm half waiting for someone to jump on me about Sanada. I mean, Renji's taller to begin with, and I'm sitting here talking about Sanada being as well-hung as Inui and Ishida, wtf. XD; I know how the bias goes.

Dear Lord. I think being well-hung is probably a requirement for getting into Rikkai. I swear. *Rolls.*

Sakaki, indeed. *¬* I want to see more than just his office. ;D

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dynastic January 16 2007, 21:29:05 UTC
:D Renji is taller to begin with but omg Data Pair are so packin' you know it. Heheheh, I think Sanada is well hung because if he wasn't... well, it'd be disappointing. -__-

Omg, it must be. *wants to go to Rikkai now* :D

Mm, Sakaki. *__* He can be my coach. Yeah, it must be nice and big. Hehe. :D

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subtle_subtext January 17 2007, 00:29:46 UTC
Hell yeah. I really do think Inui's one of the best-hung and most seme of the fandom. ;D And Sanada just has to be; I think it's like ms_orien said, "Yukimura would settle for nothing but the best."

Omg, I know, right? :D:D I'd love to go to Rikkai. Then I'd have an excuse to be an elitist snob. I'd also be downright terrified of my captain, but hey. :D;;

Rawr. I totally had a dream where Sakaki was my teacher the other night. XD; It was CRACKED OUT. Huge, really. :D And well-kept.

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subtle_subtext January 16 2007, 11:54:26 UTC
*ROLLS.* Choutarou's dick is totally what started this whole thing! Rachel and I were in the midst of a Silver Pair sex scene, and got to discussing how Choutarou was hung. XDDDDD; It went from there.

I almost did rank Kawamura higher than Tezuka. :/ There were several pairs that I interchanged a few times before posting this, and that was one of them. I might change it yet, but I dunno. :/ Also I'm biased.

*Snuggle!* Either way, I had fun. :333

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subtle_subtext January 16 2007, 13:50:05 UTC
I have no idea, but I suffer from the same. XDDD; He and his penis have totally taken over my brain, or something. I'm just glad I don't have a Choutarou muse. ^^;;

*Rolls.* Go, Yanagi, indeed. And you know, that was the idea (with Kirihara). That's the only reason Marui ranks higher than he does. By the time Kirihara's a third-year, he'll be bigger than Marui. XDDDD;

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r05km January 16 2007, 12:48:54 UTC
D: oh god, this is too... *insert adjective here*.

i probably shouldn't be reading this at work.

*waves small Oishi flag enthusiastically*

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subtle_subtext January 16 2007, 13:50:52 UTC
YES. More love for Oishi. ♥! I love him to pieces. *Sway.*

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r05km January 16 2007, 17:41:31 UTC
awww, i tried to find a mathmatical calculation to figure out their actual penis size, but google hath failed me. well... it didn't, but you have to know shit like hand sizes, which obviously wouldn't work. (plus the sit has the most irritating flash program drawings)

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subtle_subtext January 17 2007, 00:22:16 UTC
Damn! I was kind of curious, myself. Truthfully, a lot of the rankings here were based on height, but they were only ever based solely on height when it involved characters I didn't know/care about. XD;

I think I found the site you were talking about, too. >>; At least, I found a site with srsly annoying flash. *Rolls.* And it asked for hand size, shoe size, and nose size, and wow, I have never ever ever thought about how big Sanada's nose is until now. XD

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willowscry January 16 2007, 14:59:47 UTC
Yay for the smart ones being so well huhg!

I would so have their children, if they weren't gay..and real :P

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willowscry January 16 2007, 15:00:11 UTC
and I can't spell >.>

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subtle_subtext January 16 2007, 15:22:40 UTC
Me, either, at this point. XD; It's almost my bedtime. But YES! Data Pair are both hung like horses. (I typed 'hores.' I rest my case. -.-;)

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willowscry January 16 2007, 15:44:18 UTC
*hugs and laughs* I wouldn't mind finding out for myself on those two :D ...If they weren't attached or gay, that is.

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