Diet update - the news sucks

[subtlefeeder]

I heard my wife tell my mom this morning that she's been real good sticking with her diet. One of her coworkers and her have a bet on about weight and inches to loose. The other gal's husband is obsessed with her wife getting skinny....I'M NOT. My wife said she's lost 7 lbs (in two weeks), and that's without exercising!! That really sucks. I

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[eatwell]

Use reverse psychology...here's what you do.....and this will be painful for a few weeks, but you will thank me this summer when she is much fatter....agree w/ her....yep...tell her it's time to "eat healthy" then put the whole family on a near-starvation diet. She will be all for this...for awhile...really go gung ho...just salads and awful crap like that.....don't worry, it won't last long.....after about 2 weeks your daughter, who you say is real skinny already will look even moreso...you tell the wife that you are concerned, and that you better fatten her up (your daughter) ...then get lots of fattening food and have it laying around...pretty soon you can 'backslide " and start eating..just tell her you can't stand the stupid diet anymore...after awhile she will start to pig out...meantime her metabiolism will be screwed up from the diet, and she will really pack on the pounds quickly...as an added bonus your daughter will get fat too......try it!