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[subtleline]

Okay kids.*sniffle* Mama and Amy are getting a divorce. I cite alienation of affection and she making up random shit. I mean A WEEK after we get here!! A WEEK and she's IN LOVE!!!! *sobs*Don't worry, I get full custody and she'l pay alimony. I will prevail

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[sun_ken_artist]

I do not make up random shit! I have witnesses of your sick perversions!!!!

And you NEVER understood me anyway! Plus I thought I'm supposed to be one of you babies. And you'll never get custody of me, or anything for that matter.
*SOB*
You Just NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! GOD WOMEN!!!!

[subtleline]

YES!!U nagged me to share said "sick perversions"!! Seee. And yes I get custody of you as well. And no allowance for u. U r GROUNDED!!! Man we have one fucked up family. I know I said I was okay w/ incest but still...this is scary.

[sun_ken_artist]

Tell me about it. So mother/wife, what now. I don't want no mutant children, but you ain't seeing a penny from me. After all, I am the one who had to work to pay for your damn SICK PERVERSIONS, which I just asked you to share because I am such a good husband/sex-confused daughter!!!!

[subtleline]

U kno. U never loved me, I never loved u. It was a marriage of conveience as u said urself. We just wanted to get rid of Vena.*shudder* So let's split amicably. And yes spelling sucked. I was laughing too had. I'll even help u get ur maaan. Annie will help no doubt.

*SOBS*

[yukirien]

WAHHHH!!!!!!!!

*sobs*

*cries some more*

*sniffle*

Just one question: custody of us or of the porn?

Re: *SOBS*

[teddykitty]

*sniffle*

Pippin, our parents is fighting...*sob sob*

Our sister/brother is fighting with our mama...boohoo...

And as long as WE don't get custody of the porn, I'll be consolable.

Re: *SOBS*

[subtleline]

okay the custody of the porn is indisputable!!!! It is MINE!! as for u kids....she may fight, but right now she wants a paternity test which makes no sense. She can't father kids!!!!. Sorry. I shouldn't disrespect ur 'father' infront of u.

Re: *SOBS*

[yukirien]

*GASP* You would rather have your porn than us? WE IS HURT!!! *sobs even more*

(I think I need to start drinking more water ...)

[teddykitty]

*gasp* but but Mama Naz...does this mean you were cheating on Papa Amy with Papa Ike?

[subtleline]

See Papa Ike was non existant. It was a friend helping out a friend and it ended that night!! Nothing romantic. And 'papa' Amy is now disputing paternity. Does she really love yall?!

[yukirien]

What about Papa Depp???

Pippin is so confuddled! *sniffle* I want a carrot.

[subtleline]

Okay, we have all had the issues w/ papa Depp b/c all the kids fell for him and there was the whole incest issue, not that that bothers me but u kno, so I decided to step aside and let u kids fight it out for that one.

[sun_ken_artist]

Kids, your mama is a SLUT!!! But no matter what the results of the paternity test is, I promise to get you away from that perverted piece of [beep] [beep] woman!!!

And look what she's done to you, your poor innocent minds polluted with her [bleep]!
I believe that since I financed her perversions partly, we should take and destroy and let the disease end with her!!!

[subtleline]

SLUT?!?! Voyeur? Yes. BUT SLUT?! Says the one THROWING herself at anything male w/ blue eyes and blonde hair!!! Hell, u don't even care bout THAT anymore!! Selfish WHORE!! And who started the pollution? One of the kids!! Thank you very much. Besides they have US for parents. U expect them to b INNOCENT!! HA!! And u have financed nothing!

[subtleline]

nice to see u r entertained by our family dispute.

*hands over some soda*

Stay tuned to the show.

[sun_ken_artist]

*pig comes over*
*steals some popcorn*
*finishes the soda*
*dies because the soda comes from the source of all pervertedness and evil*
*reincarnates as bigger pig*
*finishes popcorn*
*goes looking for drink to quench the thirst resulting from salty popcorn*

*pig-pig pats-pats cat-cat*

[teddykitty]

*baka neko picks up bigger pig and drops in toilet and flushes*