Short and sweet, like a sugarcoated midget

[suburban_buddha]

I love watching cute little kids. Just lookin' at 'em makes me wanna run out and knock up some chick.

Oh yeah, and my car was totaled this past Friday. Pretty sweet, huh? Think of how much money I'll save on gas for the time being.

Comments

[exoexo]

aww, good luck with your car! =[
that sucks so much.

[suburban_buddha]

Eh, I'm not too concerned. Some old dude ran a red light and broadsided me, so it wasn't my fault. Now we'll just let the insurance companies handle it.

The important thing is that I'm still in one piece, much to the delight of heterosexual females everywhere.