so here i sit waiting for a cement truck. two things bothered me.
1. maytag's ad campaign features two out of work repairmen, because of how good maytag products are. yet, on the side of the maytag service truck is a picture of the repairmen with arms crossed back to back with 'fuck yo' couch nigga!' expressions. now... is that the repaimen ( Read more... )

yes, the purpose of this is to make you go "Awwwwwwwww."

or possibly "fuck it, that dog probably deserved it." if you're a heartless taliban terrorist thundercunt.


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i guess it was inevitable, but getting barbed by a stingray is a hell of a way to go.

thanks for the good times!


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i guess when you're in taiwan, having a company called "wang house" isn't as funny as it would be here in america.


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So, today, being a rainy crappy day, i decided to get in my truck and drive around doing errands since i didn't have to work. well, those errands ended up with my truck slamming into the back of a 1990 jeep cherokee. however, as bad as this sounds, especially inasmuch as i was going about 35mph (with the brakes on) when i so violently violated ( Read more... )

so i hear sirens, but don't think much of it until i hear an army of diesel engines outside. that's when i decided to look out the window and noticed 7 firetrucks lining my street.
my neighbor's house wasn't burning down, but it's nice to know that 4 1/2 minutes after the alarm goes out, 7 firetrucks can line my street. pretty nice lightshow. ( Read more... )

moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - hg wells

I test drove two cars with my father. an all wheel drive 2006 Mercedes S350 and a 2007 S500. okay, so the price tags come in at just a shade under $100,000. but let me tell you something... NOT WORTH IT. sure, the amenities are nice and all, and they drive incredibly well, and the S500 is around 398hp, but still. after that we went on to ( Read more... )

it looks like an old war movie poster. and yes, the incorrect usage of "there" is intentional. i was copying someone else's image. that zippo is from 1938.


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So i did some research into my Rolleiflex camera my grandfather gave me. here's the description

ROLLEIFLEX AUTOMAT Type 1B 1937-1939

Serial numbers: 568.516-805.000.

Camera # 730253

Lens: f3.5 CZJ Tessar # 2085688.

Viewing lens: Heidoscop-Anastigmat f2.8/75mm.

Shutter: F Dekel Compur-Rapid. 1-1/500th sec. B.

Filter size: Bayonet 1.
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