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Aug 11, 2005 09:10

I got lectured in school yesterday about why I should believe in God.

I didn't know aspiring cosmetologists are also amateur theologians.

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vagasoreus August 11 2005, 14:43:39 UTC
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
that is the best thing i have heard so far today,
i wonder if they will also evangelize their clients?

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suburbanblah August 11 2005, 15:17:49 UTC
and I will quote the lecturer... "I didn't believe in God for a long time. Then I bought "Christianity for Dummies" and I was saved. It lead me down a path to righteousness."

No joke.

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anonymous August 11 2005, 15:29:10 UTC
I believed in God until Jay z slayed my father.

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suburbanblah August 11 2005, 15:40:34 UTC
Hello, my name is Tom. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Jay Z'cheek]
Jay Z: Yes.
Tom: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Jay Z's other cheek]
Jay Z: All that I have and more. Please...
Tom: Offer me everything I ask for.
Jay Z: Any thing you want.
Tom: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Jay Z]

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anonymous August 11 2005, 19:25:50 UTC
ahhahahahah
ROFL

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tronaldcofm August 11 2005, 19:29:03 UTC
weird

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detroitbetty August 12 2005, 21:21:43 UTC
dude 95% of your cos. division/class is filled with dirt and fake turds.
and everytime i see that one girl from your class outside smoking while i am and i remember in my head about when you told how she doesn't shower in the summer she thinks that swimming in an above ground pool/bathing in one is okay i've just wanted to fucking smack her, or just tell her that she uber fucking disgusting to her face.
seriously skipping 2 days of showering at the most maybe, but not bathing period is fucking disgusting.
and her friend is dirt too.
god i fucking hate retards.
oh yeah and that umpa-loompa troll girl she creeps me out.
and dude i'm glad that you yelled at a bitch today, some bitch's need to be told that you hate them.
ahahahah
muhh

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detroitbetty August 22 2005, 17:12:55 UTC
You're so serious.

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detroitbetty August 22 2005, 20:41:39 UTC
dude this was so over 4 weeks ago!

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detroitbetty August 22 2005, 20:42:11 UTC
i mean 2 weeks ago.

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