and I will quote the lecturer... "I didn't believe in God for a long time. Then I bought "Christianity for Dummies" and I was saved. It lead me down a path to righteousness."
Hello, my name is Tom. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money. [slices Jay Z'cheek] Jay Z: Yes. Tom: Power too. Promise me that. [slices Jay Z's other cheek] Jay Z: All that I have and more. Please... Tom: Offer me everything I ask for. Jay Z: Any thing you want. Tom: I want my father back, you son of bitch. [stabs and kills Jay Z]
dude 95% of your cos. division/class is filled with dirt and fake turds. and everytime i see that one girl from your class outside smoking while i am and i remember in my head about when you told how she doesn't shower in the summer she thinks that swimming in an above ground pool/bathing in one is okay i've just wanted to fucking smack her, or just tell her that she uber fucking disgusting to her face. seriously skipping 2 days of showering at the most maybe, but not bathing period is fucking disgusting. and her friend is dirt too. god i fucking hate retards. oh yeah and that umpa-loompa troll girl she creeps me out. and dude i'm glad that you yelled at a bitch today, some bitch's need to be told that you hate them. ahahahah muhh
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that is the best thing i have heard so far today,
i wonder if they will also evangelize their clients?
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No joke.
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[slices Jay Z'cheek]
Jay Z: Yes.
Tom: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Jay Z's other cheek]
Jay Z: All that I have and more. Please...
Tom: Offer me everything I ask for.
Jay Z: Any thing you want.
Tom: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Jay Z]
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ROFL
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and everytime i see that one girl from your class outside smoking while i am and i remember in my head about when you told how she doesn't shower in the summer she thinks that swimming in an above ground pool/bathing in one is okay i've just wanted to fucking smack her, or just tell her that she uber fucking disgusting to her face.
seriously skipping 2 days of showering at the most maybe, but not bathing period is fucking disgusting.
and her friend is dirt too.
god i fucking hate retards.
oh yeah and that umpa-loompa troll girl she creeps me out.
and dude i'm glad that you yelled at a bitch today, some bitch's need to be told that you hate them.
ahahahah
muhh
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