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[suburbanuprise]

dear glasses,

Where are you? I miss you tremendously. Please come home soon.

-Jeff

Comments

[theconjugate]

A few days ago I put my glasses in my toiletry pouch while shaving. I proceeded to knock the pouch over, letting it fall a meter or so and land on the floor, with my glasses at the bottom of the pile. The frames were misaligned a good four inches.
Fortunately I fixed them without too much trouble and they forgave me.

Your glasses should appreciate the care you give them (compared to me, at least) and not run away from home.

On a more serious note, I hope your glasses reappear ASAP.

Tim...

[jcurl04063]

this is America, and in America things don't fall a meter or so and land on the floor, they fall 3.28 feet or so and land on the floor

[misfittoy16]

oh no! my glasses were lost the other day...and were in my pants drawer...hmmm. i think you should check your pants drawer!

[bresthemusicman]

dear jeff,
i ran away with some hairy sexy individual. he makes sweet sweet love to me.
he also buys me nice things. were getting married someday.
- Your Glasses
P.S My name is Cleopatra

[stellardoor10]

i typically leave my glasses on my chair and then proceed to sit on them...
i'm smart.

[supervixen024]

Dear Glasses,

I think I lost you at the Renaissance Faire. I hope you're having fun without me. Even though I miss you, I don't feel too bad, because I should be getting a sexier model soon. One that suits my needs more...suitably.

Love,
Emily