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[subversivegrrl]

Well, my sister gotch'd me yesterday - she called and said, "Guess what I have?" Given her recent puppy lust, I guessed a puppy, but she said, "No, a kitty!" Oh, dear. The last thing this woman needs is another critter, since she has two dogs, two horses, and four other cats. She went on to tell me that she had been birding down by the river

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[heven2mrgatroid]

dude, my friend Tara got me in such a big way last year. It is too complicated to explain, but it involved someone I can't fucking stand having to stay in my house for several months. I was full of "are you fucking kidding me?" "no fucking way!" I was pissed that I had already told her that I had my period because I would've totally told her I was knocked up this year. Bitches.