Take the first sentence, or first few sentences from each month's first real post, and that's your 2008 year in review.
January: whats new? not much anymore, really. it's all been done it seems. im
just going through the motions, trying not to vomit up my sanity.
February: i got 99 problems, guess what isn't one.
March: so after two and a half years... (the rest ommitted in the interest of leaving the hatchet subterranean)
April: no entries
May: i just washed ritalin down with a mug of coffee....at 2 in the effing
morning with 7 pages left to go on a paper due at 1:45 tomorrow.
June: no entries
July: no entries
August: no entries
September: UA Police report that a man robbed the National City Bank on Exchange Street at 3:15 p.m. today and fled south on Grant St.
October: i need ideas for a halloween costume.
November: you win. i don't care anymore.
December: seeing the lego version of princess leia as jabba's slave presents me with a weird combination of feelings.