Masterlist of Fic
Last Updated: October 16th, 2012.
TEEN WOLF
Those Who Favor Fire. 3,494. Kate chose Stiles as her new protegee when he was seven and his mother was just killed. She told him a wolf ate his mother's heart. When they return to Beacon Hills years later, Stiles begins to doubt the party line. [unfinished]
THE SOCIAL NETWORK + RPF
Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 1,404. Mark doesn't react well when he finds out the whole staff have been nursing a crush on Eduardo.
No to Your Key of Rust. 6,092. Star Trek AU. Eight years ago, Eduardo was captain of the USS Palo Alto and Mark was his second-in-command. Between then and now, Mark got Eduardo removed from duty and led the Palo Alto to fame and fortune; Eduardo ended up teaching Ethics at Starfleet. Mark shows up in his classroom one day and it might just be time to bury the hatchet.
Last refuge of the unimaginative. 1,306. Andrew tries to talk to Jesse's cats in their own language.
SHERLOCK HOLMES (BBC)
Though Inclination be Sharp as Will. 1,096. a coda to The Reichenbach Fall.
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. 2,248. Mycroft offers Sherlock a series of readings to help him prepare for falling in love with John.
HAWAII 5-0
If One Has Not Dined Well. 1,402. Five times that Danny showed he Really Cares about food. Steve thinks it's hilarious and then...not so hilarious.
Saw You That One Time. 668. Danny's been stepping out on Steve's witty banter. Steve makes sad!face a him.
Just Hanging Around. 2,186. Steve develops just the teensiest of obsessions with Danny's tie. And Danny's neck.
INCEPTION
Caught And Sang In Flight. 3,018. Arthur and Eames start a game where Arthur doesn't know the character Eames expects him to play and Eames doesn't know who sets the rules.
Give Me The Number (if you can find it). 5,181. Arthur and Eames accidentally switch phones in Bruges. In the few days between them realizing it and finally returning them, they each discover something unexpected about the other.
Worth A Pair of Shoes. 1,605. After Dom and Arthur's first official job as criminals, Arthur explores Paris with Eames. He has to make it back to NYC in the morning, though.
You Can't Blame Me For Feeling Amorous. 1,462. 50's-movie-musical!AU. Everyone is working on a new picture but Eames is making doe eyes at the wrong person. Arthur might not object all that much.
When I Paint My Masterpiece. 4,666. Arthur is and art student trying to learn something important from a trip to Italy. Eames messes with his plans.
Never Catch Him Looking Up, Never Looking Down. 2,075. The ups and downs of having been together for so long and the thing that's hovering over them all the time.
I Can't Hide, I Can't Hide. 1,452. A love story told via the greatest of all love songs, I Wanna Hold Your Hand. A story in 5 parts.
I Won't Mind (if you take off all your clothes). 1,446. Arthur makes a list of ways in which all the wild monkey sex he is having with Eames is getting in the way of Work. They try to refrain for a bit but that...backfires.
Can You Picture That? 1,750. Backstory!fic. When Arthur first vets Eames for a job, he discovers thousands of pictures and a MySpace page. This is, obviously, a terrible idea for a criminal. They begin a long-term argument about Eames's penchant for photography. Arthur begins to collect the discarded photographs when Eames leaves them all over the warehouse.
Idle Hands. 2,075. Civilian, non-criminal life does not suit Arthur. He gives it his best shot, though.
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. 3,034. There's a little town in New Jersey where everyone knows and loves Eames. The team ends up there accidentally after a botched job and hi-jinks ensue.
Leave Behind My Wuthering, Wuthering Heights. 2,442. Arthur's the TA for Professor Cobb's Victorian Lit class. Eames is annoyingly personable with the cashier at the bookstore and may or may not be trying to sleep with Arthur for an A.
Always Where I Need to Be. 3,002. Eames drunk-dials Arthur.
Two Steps Towards Make Believe. 3,525. Sleep has never come easily to Arthur. That's why he's so surprised that it comes easily when he's got his head on Eames's shoulder.
Say What You Mean (or, Mean What You Say). 742. With all the pet-names flying around, is it really all that surprising that Arthur calls Eames 'darling' once by accident?
Baby, You Can Drive My Car. 1,518. Eames thinks he's all that and a bag of chips behind the wheel. Arthur schools him.
Prison Bars and Snail Shells. 4,094. Arthur's in jail, he went down for the team, and now Eames wants him out. Saito offers some financial assistance and some wisdom.
Just Us and the Cats. 2,045. Arthur adopts a couple of kittens on a philanthropic whim but it's Eames who gets stuck with them.
Come On (Break Another Piece of My Heart). 1,980. Five times Eames offered and one time Arthur said yes.
Think It Over (Look No Further). 3,021. Arguments over a few years and how Eames gets the winning card he never knew he had.
Here's Looking at You, Kid. 1,268. It turns out that Eames cries like a little girl for classic films.
Love Love Me Do. 4,323. After the Fischer heist, the gang splits up. Arthur and Ariadne mend their broken hearts with a kickass friendship but then they get caught up in a bank robbery that uncovers loads of feelings for everyone. Arthur/Eames, Ariadne/Cobb.
Don't Worry, I Won't Let It Go To My Head. 996. Eames and Arthur wake up from a job in each other's bodies.
Are You Working Up To Something? 1,378. People keep assuming that Eames and Arthur are a thing. Arthur thinks that, like so many awful things, is Eames's fault.
(RPF)
You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want. 1,017. Joe and Tom get a bit...distracted..during an interview. The cast runs interference. Marion is more awesome than awesome and proves it.
Lessons in Kissing. 2,593. Tom finally got a role in a romcom but he seems nervous when he meets up with JGL in NYC. Could it be that he-of-the-luscious-lips needs kissing lessons?!
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. 4,070. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is borrowing Tom Hardy's flat for a week when he begins filming in London. It starts innocent enough.
STAR TREK
I Just Dance. 7,308. AU So You Think You Can Dance. Kirk is a tapper and everybody keeps telling him tappers don't win. Insert reference to no-win scenarios here. Kirk/Spock, Chekov/Sulu. [Part Two][Part Three][unfinished]
PSYCH
An Unexpected Reboot. 5,695. The IT Crowd AU. Shawn and Gus are the IT division of a major corporation. Abigail may have told the teensiest-tinest lie on her resume--she claimed to have "extensive knowledge of computers" when she ought to have said she "had been in the same room as a computer once or twice"--and now she's in charge of their department. [Part Two]
MERLIN
Cures for a Broken Heart. 2,387. Modern AU. Merlin and Arthur have fought and Gwen might need to break out the heavy artillery in comfort. Good thing she has ice cream, cheesy movies, and a recipe for the best Chocolate Torte ever.
What A Chance. 5,002. Bedknobs and Broomsticks AU. Merlin is a recluse wizard-in-training in rural England during WWII. He has been coerced into temporarily adopting three children but, worse than that, his wizarding correspondence course (Pendragon Correspondence School of Witchcraft and Wizardry) ends abruptly without any explanation. [Part Two] [unfinished]
Only Two Tragedies. 13,257. Merlin is a young British artist living in New York but has, of late, lost his inspiration. While he’s looking for his missing spark, he winds up challenging Arthur, wealthy son of a PR mogul, to a drinking competition and ends up winning himself a less-than-willing model. [Part Two] [Part Three] [Part Four] [Epilogue]
DECEMBER FICLETS 2010
1. Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock discourses on the idea of mistletoe. The fastest way to shut him up is the obvious one. :3 Sherlock/John, please!
2. Inception: The BigBang that never was at Christmas time. Arthur/Eames, academic!AU.
3. Inception: MOAR musicals!AU. Arthur/Eames.
4. Hawaii 5-0: Danny: Christmas is SUPPOSED to be white! It's still like 80 degrees here almost every day! At best we might have a rainy Christmas, that's just not right, man.
5. Inception: Eames/Arthur story where Eames is the one who has a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit, but at least Arthur is there to help him.
6. Sherlock Holmes (2009): awkward/adorable Thanksgiving dinner featuring Sherlock, Watson, and Mary. And Gladstone.
7. Hawaii 5-0 (RPF): Alex's new puppy and booze.
8. Castle: Ryan/Esposito + skating.
9. M*A*S*H*: BJ/Hawkeye. Cider reminds Hawkeye of the good times.
10. Doctor Who (11): Rory/Amy + Eleven, snowball fights + hot chocolate.
TEEN WOLF
Those Who Favor Fire. 3,494. Kate chose Stiles as her new protegee when he was seven and his mother was just killed. She told him a wolf ate his mother's heart. When they return to Beacon Hills years later, Stiles begins to doubt the party line. [unfinished]
THE SOCIAL NETWORK + RPF
Do You Like Me, Yes/No? 1,404. Mark doesn't react well when he finds out the whole staff have been nursing a crush on Eduardo.
No to Your Key of Rust. 6,092. Star Trek AU. Eight years ago, Eduardo was captain of the USS Palo Alto and Mark was his second-in-command. Between then and now, Mark got Eduardo removed from duty and led the Palo Alto to fame and fortune; Eduardo ended up teaching Ethics at Starfleet. Mark shows up in his classroom one day and it might just be time to bury the hatchet.
Last refuge of the unimaginative. 1,306. Andrew tries to talk to Jesse's cats in their own language.
SHERLOCK HOLMES (BBC)
Though Inclination be Sharp as Will. 1,096. a coda to The Reichenbach Fall.
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. 2,248. Mycroft offers Sherlock a series of readings to help him prepare for falling in love with John.
HAWAII 5-0
If One Has Not Dined Well. 1,402. Five times that Danny showed he Really Cares about food. Steve thinks it's hilarious and then...not so hilarious.
Saw You That One Time. 668. Danny's been stepping out on Steve's witty banter. Steve makes sad!face a him.
Just Hanging Around. 2,186. Steve develops just the teensiest of obsessions with Danny's tie. And Danny's neck.
INCEPTION
Caught And Sang In Flight. 3,018. Arthur and Eames start a game where Arthur doesn't know the character Eames expects him to play and Eames doesn't know who sets the rules.
Give Me The Number (if you can find it). 5,181. Arthur and Eames accidentally switch phones in Bruges. In the few days between them realizing it and finally returning them, they each discover something unexpected about the other.
Worth A Pair of Shoes. 1,605. After Dom and Arthur's first official job as criminals, Arthur explores Paris with Eames. He has to make it back to NYC in the morning, though.
You Can't Blame Me For Feeling Amorous. 1,462. 50's-movie-musical!AU. Everyone is working on a new picture but Eames is making doe eyes at the wrong person. Arthur might not object all that much.
When I Paint My Masterpiece. 4,666. Arthur is and art student trying to learn something important from a trip to Italy. Eames messes with his plans.
Never Catch Him Looking Up, Never Looking Down. 2,075. The ups and downs of having been together for so long and the thing that's hovering over them all the time.
I Can't Hide, I Can't Hide. 1,452. A love story told via the greatest of all love songs, I Wanna Hold Your Hand. A story in 5 parts.
I Won't Mind (if you take off all your clothes). 1,446. Arthur makes a list of ways in which all the wild monkey sex he is having with Eames is getting in the way of Work. They try to refrain for a bit but that...backfires.
Can You Picture That? 1,750. Backstory!fic. When Arthur first vets Eames for a job, he discovers thousands of pictures and a MySpace page. This is, obviously, a terrible idea for a criminal. They begin a long-term argument about Eames's penchant for photography. Arthur begins to collect the discarded photographs when Eames leaves them all over the warehouse.
Idle Hands. 2,075. Civilian, non-criminal life does not suit Arthur. He gives it his best shot, though.
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. 3,034. There's a little town in New Jersey where everyone knows and loves Eames. The team ends up there accidentally after a botched job and hi-jinks ensue.
Leave Behind My Wuthering, Wuthering Heights. 2,442. Arthur's the TA for Professor Cobb's Victorian Lit class. Eames is annoyingly personable with the cashier at the bookstore and may or may not be trying to sleep with Arthur for an A.
Always Where I Need to Be. 3,002. Eames drunk-dials Arthur.
Two Steps Towards Make Believe. 3,525. Sleep has never come easily to Arthur. That's why he's so surprised that it comes easily when he's got his head on Eames's shoulder.
Say What You Mean (or, Mean What You Say). 742. With all the pet-names flying around, is it really all that surprising that Arthur calls Eames 'darling' once by accident?
Baby, You Can Drive My Car. 1,518. Eames thinks he's all that and a bag of chips behind the wheel. Arthur schools him.
Prison Bars and Snail Shells. 4,094. Arthur's in jail, he went down for the team, and now Eames wants him out. Saito offers some financial assistance and some wisdom.
Just Us and the Cats. 2,045. Arthur adopts a couple of kittens on a philanthropic whim but it's Eames who gets stuck with them.
Come On (Break Another Piece of My Heart). 1,980. Five times Eames offered and one time Arthur said yes.
Think It Over (Look No Further). 3,021. Arguments over a few years and how Eames gets the winning card he never knew he had.
Here's Looking at You, Kid. 1,268. It turns out that Eames cries like a little girl for classic films.
Love Love Me Do. 4,323. After the Fischer heist, the gang splits up. Arthur and Ariadne mend their broken hearts with a kickass friendship but then they get caught up in a bank robbery that uncovers loads of feelings for everyone. Arthur/Eames, Ariadne/Cobb.
Don't Worry, I Won't Let It Go To My Head. 996. Eames and Arthur wake up from a job in each other's bodies.
Are You Working Up To Something? 1,378. People keep assuming that Eames and Arthur are a thing. Arthur thinks that, like so many awful things, is Eames's fault.
(RPF)
You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want. 1,017. Joe and Tom get a bit...distracted..during an interview. The cast runs interference. Marion is more awesome than awesome and proves it.
Lessons in Kissing. 2,593. Tom finally got a role in a romcom but he seems nervous when he meets up with JGL in NYC. Could it be that he-of-the-luscious-lips needs kissing lessons?!
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. 4,070. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is borrowing Tom Hardy's flat for a week when he begins filming in London. It starts innocent enough.
STAR TREK
I Just Dance. 7,308. AU So You Think You Can Dance. Kirk is a tapper and everybody keeps telling him tappers don't win. Insert reference to no-win scenarios here. Kirk/Spock, Chekov/Sulu. [Part Two][Part Three][unfinished]
PSYCH
An Unexpected Reboot. 5,695. The IT Crowd AU. Shawn and Gus are the IT division of a major corporation. Abigail may have told the teensiest-tinest lie on her resume--she claimed to have "extensive knowledge of computers" when she ought to have said she "had been in the same room as a computer once or twice"--and now she's in charge of their department. [Part Two]
MERLIN
Cures for a Broken Heart. 2,387. Modern AU. Merlin and Arthur have fought and Gwen might need to break out the heavy artillery in comfort. Good thing she has ice cream, cheesy movies, and a recipe for the best Chocolate Torte ever.
What A Chance. 5,002. Bedknobs and Broomsticks AU. Merlin is a recluse wizard-in-training in rural England during WWII. He has been coerced into temporarily adopting three children but, worse than that, his wizarding correspondence course (Pendragon Correspondence School of Witchcraft and Wizardry) ends abruptly without any explanation. [Part Two] [unfinished]
Only Two Tragedies. 13,257. Merlin is a young British artist living in New York but has, of late, lost his inspiration. While he’s looking for his missing spark, he winds up challenging Arthur, wealthy son of a PR mogul, to a drinking competition and ends up winning himself a less-than-willing model. [Part Two] [Part Three] [Part Four] [Epilogue]
DECEMBER FICLETS 2010
1. Sherlock (BBC): Sherlock discourses on the idea of mistletoe. The fastest way to shut him up is the obvious one. :3 Sherlock/John, please!
2. Inception: The BigBang that never was at Christmas time. Arthur/Eames, academic!AU.
3. Inception: MOAR musicals!AU. Arthur/Eames.
4. Hawaii 5-0: Danny: Christmas is SUPPOSED to be white! It's still like 80 degrees here almost every day! At best we might have a rainy Christmas, that's just not right, man.
5. Inception: Eames/Arthur story where Eames is the one who has a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit, but at least Arthur is there to help him.
6. Sherlock Holmes (2009): awkward/adorable Thanksgiving dinner featuring Sherlock, Watson, and Mary. And Gladstone.
7. Hawaii 5-0 (RPF): Alex's new puppy and booze.
8. Castle: Ryan/Esposito + skating.
9. M*A*S*H*: BJ/Hawkeye. Cider reminds Hawkeye of the good times.
10. Doctor Who (11): Rory/Amy + Eleven, snowball fights + hot chocolate.