Ponies Are Awesome (picspam)
Not everyone is terribly fond of horses. They smell and have killed on occasion. Despite all this, everyone in the entire universe loves them some goddamn ponies.
Next up is this little fella. He looks a little sad, which is great, 'cause sad animals are the very makeup of the human soul. You got a little compassion and empathy, some spirituality, and then the rest is just mental images of sad animals. And, awww, he's a little chubby. We love fat animals. Clearly, ponies are made of the stuff grandmas like to pinch. What else. Oh, check out those shows. What's better than a sad and chubby pony? A tap-dancing, sad, chubby pony.
Look at this guy. He's got so much attitude. He can just waltz right up to this big ol' horseface and say something sassy like "Whatchu lookin' at, horseface? You got a problem with adorable little ponies? Pfffffffff!" and that horse ain't gonna do nothin about it, no how.
Ponies: they'll become best friends with your dog. It's like a real life Disney movie.
PLEASE DO NOT STEP ON THE ADORABLE LITTLE HORSE OR THAT TINY COYBOW, YOU BIG UGLY SMELLY THING.
Awwww. This pony's a little shy. You'll have to ease him onto the stage where he'll be loved and adored by the rest of the world. Don't worry little guy, you're a star and we love you because you're so effing adorable.
Look! A white pony! Don't you wanna snatch it up and love it? I know I do.
note: placing a regular-sized horse next to a giant soccer ball does NOT FOOL ME, MISTER.
Look how happy this kid is. You wanna know why he's so goddamn happy? It's 'cause he's got a miniature pony. Parents, learn from this photo. If you buy your bratty kid a tiny horse he'll shut up and start enjoying life. You can even take pictures of them and post them on the internet.
Look! It's that same kid with a larger horse this time! Does he look happy here? NO. HE DOESN'T. In fact, he looks DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTED. This kid is like, "WTF mom and dad? Why did you get me this gigantic pony? I want SMALLER PONIES. You're such awful parents, I'm never going to be successful now." Way to go, parents. You should've gotten him a real animal. Real meaning adorable.
I freaking love ponies.
Next up is this little fella. He looks a little sad, which is great, 'cause sad animals are the very makeup of the human soul. You got a little compassion and empathy, some spirituality, and then the rest is just mental images of sad animals. And, awww, he's a little chubby. We love fat animals. Clearly, ponies are made of the stuff grandmas like to pinch. What else. Oh, check out those shows. What's better than a sad and chubby pony? A tap-dancing, sad, chubby pony.
Look at this guy. He's got so much attitude. He can just waltz right up to this big ol' horseface and say something sassy like "Whatchu lookin' at, horseface? You got a problem with adorable little ponies? Pfffffffff!" and that horse ain't gonna do nothin about it, no how.
Ponies: they'll become best friends with your dog. It's like a real life Disney movie.
PLEASE DO NOT STEP ON THE ADORABLE LITTLE HORSE OR THAT TINY COYBOW, YOU BIG UGLY SMELLY THING.
Awwww. This pony's a little shy. You'll have to ease him onto the stage where he'll be loved and adored by the rest of the world. Don't worry little guy, you're a star and we love you because you're so effing adorable.
Look! A white pony! Don't you wanna snatch it up and love it? I know I do.
note: placing a regular-sized horse next to a giant soccer ball does NOT FOOL ME, MISTER.
Look how happy this kid is. You wanna know why he's so goddamn happy? It's 'cause he's got a miniature pony. Parents, learn from this photo. If you buy your bratty kid a tiny horse he'll shut up and start enjoying life. You can even take pictures of them and post them on the internet.
Look! It's that same kid with a larger horse this time! Does he look happy here? NO. HE DOESN'T. In fact, he looks DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTED. This kid is like, "WTF mom and dad? Why did you get me this gigantic pony? I want SMALLER PONIES. You're such awful parents, I'm never going to be successful now." Way to go, parents. You should've gotten him a real animal. Real meaning adorable.
I freaking love ponies.