So, I go away for a week...
...and return to this
and obviously my first thought is 'omg, clearly I should go on holiday more often,' and my second thought is 'no, clearly I should never ever be without internet access ever for when things like this happen again,' and my third thought is 'omg, I really really want Billie Piper to have phoned him up as soon as she saw it and to have laughed really long and hard at him.'
(my admittedly belated fourth and fifth thoughts were along the inevitable lines of 'ooh, black eyeliner...' and 'ooh, appendix scar...WAIT, WAIT. THERE IS DAVEYBOY BARE CHEST THERE...tighttrousers') (and sixth was return to vague lucidity with 'woooohoo for wacky arm poses, boy.')
Oh, David, never change.
In other news: OMG, FORTY HOURS TRAVEL HOME AND OMG, I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN FIFTY YEARS, AND OMG, SCREW JAPANESE TOILETS - I WANTED THE FLUSH FUNCTION WHICH SEEMS REASONABLE AND IT INSISTED ON PLAYING ME TUNEAGE.
and obviously my first thought is 'omg, clearly I should go on holiday more often,' and my second thought is 'no, clearly I should never ever be without internet access ever for when things like this happen again,' and my third thought is 'omg, I really really want Billie Piper to have phoned him up as soon as she saw it and to have laughed really long and hard at him.'
(my admittedly belated fourth and fifth thoughts were along the inevitable lines of 'ooh, black eyeliner...' and 'ooh, appendix scar...WAIT, WAIT. THERE IS DAVEYBOY BARE CHEST THERE...tighttrousers') (and sixth was return to vague lucidity with 'woooohoo for wacky arm poses, boy.')
Oh, David, never change.
In other news: OMG, FORTY HOURS TRAVEL HOME AND OMG, I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN FIFTY YEARS, AND OMG, SCREW JAPANESE TOILETS - I WANTED THE FLUSH FUNCTION WHICH SEEMS REASONABLE AND IT INSISTED ON PLAYING ME TUNEAGE.