do you think i should look into sexology as a possible college major?
dr. chelsea cole, sexologist extraordinaire.
it has a special ring to it, dont you think?
we dont have many sexologists in the world, now do we?
just a thought.

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i can't do this anymore.
it's not right and im not gonna do it.
sorry, but no more.
the end.

my mood thingy is jumping around. do you jump around when your high? i sure as hell dont. i sit. i sit and think. i sit and think and type about not jumping around when im high in my live journal ( Read more... )

what a way to kick off the new year.
my new year's resolutions (starting from the least important):
5. cut back on cigarettes
4. exercise
3. put 110% into my schoolwork
2. find a job before january 10th
1. be nicer to my mom

raise your glasses, for the new year is upon us...

here's a tip:
don't break the law.
here's another tip:
learn from OTHER'S mistakes.

daughters, be nice to your mothers.
clean your room without being told.

disney channel has quite a few sexual references.

i cant sleep. i honestly dont know why. good lord its like five o clock in the morning. watched larry flynt vs. the people. organized my closet. made a tequila and orange juice concoction. did laundry. doing laundry now holds this redeeming satisfaction for me. getting my warm clothes out of the dryer and thinking to myself, "i did this. i washed ( Read more... )

i know this decision was a little last minute, but i think im going to make cds for christmas presents. so if you would like the gift of music for christmas then all you have to do is tell me what kind of music you like, some of your favorite bands, and songs.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YALL!
PEACE OUT!

brad pitt + southern accent + cowboy hat + sunlight glistening of his torso ( Read more... )