the strangest dream of my entire entirety
even though, i know no one will read this...
this dream got me shaken and stirred
endure it, it is strange enough to endure the reading...enjoy:
M3chanical Birds: omg
HAHA pillowsound: whatt???
M3chanical Birds: hold on
M3chanical Birds: ill tell you
HAHA pillowsound: ok keewl
M3chanical Birds: ok
M3chanical Birds: i just hadTHE MOST bizzarre, and scary dream of my entire life time
HAHA pillowsound: wow that was a long wait for a little to say
HAHA pillowsound: did you just wake up?
M3chanical Birds: yeah
M3chanical Birds: i did
HAHA pillowsound: what was it about do you rember?
M3chanical Birds: i dont remember as much as when i woke from it
M3chanical Birds: but
M3chanical Birds: it started off at a movie screening for a movie about work (i work at the electric lotus by the way)
HAHA pillowsound: dude i heard!!
M3chanical Birds: so, i was watching the movie with booker (he works there too)
HAHA pillowsound: which is crazy
M3chanical Birds: and
M3chanical Birds: the movie
HAHA pillowsound: came to liifee!!
M3chanical Birds: was about the battle between psychobabble and the lotus
HAHA pillowsound: muahaharraha
M3chanical Birds: this is no laughing matter missy
HAHA pillowsound: hahahah thats frickin hilarious
M3chanical Birds: let me continue
M3chanical Birds: so
M3chanical Birds: it was psychobabble vs the lotus
HAHA pillowsound: who won?
M3chanical Birds: and, the movie, is just a blur, no one won
HAHA pillowsound: damn
M3chanical Birds: but, i left the movie, and was talking about it to booker and jessie on top of this peak overlooking LA when i am taken away by this girl in my class named gloria, whom, is of no particular interest, AT ALL,(she paints on her eyebrows weird, she always looks like she is concentrating harder then she is mentally capable of)
M3chanical Birds: and i see this bridge, i decide that i MUST take a picture of this bridge
M3chanical Birds: but the only way to get the right picture
M3chanical Birds: is to get on this ferry and take a picture from the water
M3chanical Birds: so we go down to the ferry where gloria turns into sarah richardson
HAHA pillowsound: haha
M3chanical Birds: and she gets onto the ferry, WHICH turns out to be a fucking inflateable ferry, and it was at max capacity so when i started to get on, it started to sink
M3chanical Birds: , it sunk, it is gone, but now my parents are there
M3chanical Birds: and so is sarah (she must have never got on the damn inflatable ferry)
M3chanical Birds: but my parents and sarah are there, and all of a sudden
M3chanical Birds: the lens on my camera starts to fall apart
M3chanical Birds: piece
M3chanical Birds: by
M3chanical Birds: piece
HAHA pillowsound: peice!!
M3chanical Birds: and i lost the most important peice
M3chanical Birds: (really?)
M3chanical Birds: ...fucking english
M3chanical Birds: anyway
HAHA pillowsound: man it must man something!!!
M3chanical Birds: anyway
HAHA pillowsound: sorry
HAHA pillowsound: mean something
M3chanical Birds: my lens is falling apart, i am watching each peice fall into the water
M3chanical Birds: at this point
M3chanical Birds: i notice the water
M3chanical Birds: the water, is coated in a green aquatic plant
HAHA pillowsound: like your cmaera is liek the meaning of life and you had in your hands but it fell apart because you couldnt handle it
M3chanical Birds: very green, and in great abundance
M3chanical Birds: suddenly, i am in the water, no explanation, maybe i am trying to get the peices back, maybe, i fell, i think i am making a feeble attempt to get the peices of my camera together
M3chanical Birds: but more important things are at bay
M3chanical Birds: , i turn around to see my mother, about 20 feet away from me, in the water, trying to swim, she would take two strokes, and would fall under the surface
M3chanical Birds: andcome back up, to take another two
M3chanical Birds: , i got over to her
M3chanical Birds: i didnt really swim,......i sort of....glided,
M3chanical Birds: but when i got to her, i realized what her problem was
M3chanical Birds: ....the water was like....syrup
M3chanical Birds: on top
M3chanical Birds: because of the density of these fucking green plants
HAHA pillowsound: wow wyatt
M3chanical Birds: and i am trying to swim and help her, at the same time, i am taking in a conciderable amount of these little plants into my system
HAHA pillowsound: were you gliding like a fish or a bird i must know
M3chanical Birds: i finally get on the dock, with my mom, and my dad, (more like a bird, but i was in the water, but there was no resistance, you know..strange)
M3chanical Birds: and we go home like nothing happened
M3chanical Birds: so when i am at home i am walking around
M3chanical Birds: spitting out one after another of these little plant things, when i realize that after they come out of my mouth
HAHA pillowsound: haha
M3chanical Birds: they are these giant cingle celled bacteria
M3chanical Birds: i decide
HAHA pillowsound: wooahh
M3chanical Birds: that this probably isnt good, so i should,
M3chanical Birds: BRUSH MY TEETH
M3chanical Birds: , as i am walking to the bathroom
HAHA pillowsound: thats so awesome thats just sound visiaully awesome to imagine
M3chanical Birds: the strangest fucking tyhings start happen
M3chanical Birds: i look down at my previously blank shirt
M3chanical Birds: where i see two dragons flying across, but they are staitonary
M3chanical Birds: thats when i know somethings up
M3chanical Birds: because at that point my shirt had become extreemly skewed for NO reason at all
M3chanical Birds: my neck line was being dragged down from the front
M3chanical Birds: my left sleeve was growing a conciderable amount, and my right sleve was shrinking (most likely to compensate for the left sleeve's growth spurt)
M3chanical Birds: at that point, it is time to call for help
M3chanical Birds: AS SOON as i open my mouth to call for my dad, i am struck with a sudden case of retardation
HAHA pillowsound: woah wyatt
M3chanical Birds: my jaw is not alligned with my head
M3chanical Birds: and i am getting heavier and heavier
M3chanical Birds: at which point my mind decided (THIS IS ENOUGH) and i woke up
HAHA pillowsound: haha its funny how you can just decide
HAHA pillowsound: to wake
HAHA pillowsound: up
M3chanical Birds: i know
M3chanical Birds: 1!
M3chanical Birds: but it was like that
M3chanical Birds: it was like, i felt like it was time to wake up
HAHA pillowsound: so...psychobable kicked electric lotuses ass? yeah?
M3chanical Birds: it was just enough, and i was like, im getting out of this freakish nightmare of a crazy person
HAHA pillowsound: yeah its weird
M3chanical Birds: i need to make a movie
M3chanical Birds: fucking hell
HAHA pillowsound: write it all down
M3chanical Birds: i did
HAHA pillowsound: guuud
M3chanical Birds: not in as great detail as i sent to you
HAHA pillowsound: save this conversation
M3chanical Birds: for sure
M3chanical Birds: i should live journal this conversation
HAHA pillowsound: its sounds cool kinda like spirited away
M3chanical Birds: no
M3chanical Birds: it wasnt cool at all
M3chanical Birds: i woke up, i was trembling, i couldnt stand straight, the moon is low, the wind is up, today, was not a normal day either
HAHA pillowsound: dude wyatt its ok it was only a dream
M3chanical Birds: the first thing i talked about was to steve about this squirrel that he had seen
M3chanical Birds: fall out of a tree, from like, fourty feet up, it stared to tremble
M3chanical Birds: and its squirrel buddy, came down, picked up the other squirrel, and carried him back up the tree
HAHA pillowsound: suirrels scare me
M3chanical Birds: THEN
M3chanical Birds: the calls at work
M3chanical Birds: they were not normal people
M3chanical Birds: i got two english women
M3chanical Birds: which isnt strange in itself
HAHA pillowsound: wow what a strong squirell
M3chanical Birds: but in the context of my day, and night
M3chanical Birds: two guys stoned out of their minds
M3chanical Birds: the first thing one guy said was "LEMME GET SOME TAKE OUT!"
M3chanical Birds: ugh.....
M3chanical Birds: what a day
M3chanical Birds: wait, is piece, really peice?
HAHA pillowsound: ie
M3chanical Birds: FUCK
M3chanical Birds: you tricked me
HAHA pillowsound: muaha