....parents found my condom hat today... dad thought it was a penis so wore it around his crotch until i told him it was a hat and he wore it for another 2 hours on his head. then later that night my aunt found it and thought it was supposed to be a boob so she wore it there and tried to annoy me with it AND DID A GREAT JOB TOO!...bottom line: wow ( Read more... )

HEY MORRIS!!! WE ARE ON YOUR COMPUTER AND YOU'RE.. GAY!!!!

FUCK IT! woke up this mornin' findin' out that MY hand was on MATT's ass the whole night  . . . ewe . . . cool . . . whicheva' way u swing ***(matt bein my friend matt not my brother matt)***

HEY PEOPLES GUESS WHAT I HAVE IN MY GARAGE!!!!!!
THATS RIGHT 25 GALLONS OF PURE GRADE A MARINE SALT!!!!!! THATS RIGHT MARINE SALT!!!
y u may ask WELL BECUZ IM PERSIAN AND IT WAS FREE AND IT KILLS GRASS LIKE CRAZY!!!!


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my dinner :) . . . guess what it was

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OMFG BITCHES!!!ok soooooo by popular demand...well cuz of yasi...i have decided to start postin entries again. SOOO FOR MY FIRST ENTRY!!!! i have to tell u about what i did today. FIRST matt and i went job huntin, then to an audi dealership blah blah then a ferrari dealership and got kicked out....blah blah. THEN I WENT TO A FUCKEN MAZDA DEALERSHIP ( Read more... )