Yes, finally applying to some new jobs. So far today I've applied to British Airways and Virgin Atlantic. BA is a bit scary because their site says things like "We will ask you for proof of your qualifications" which I don't have. Because I lied about having a maths GCSE (it's a white lie, I work for a bookies, I can add up). Virgin just asked if I ( Read more... )

Ouch! Today I decided to switch my exercising from walking with weights in my bag up to running. It was a disaster, my body kept giving up on me. Before I'd I've gone a mile I started to produce large bright goblets of creamy phelgm, and coughing it up constantly, but I kept going. It got worse, my windpipe tightened up, and the pain I was getting ( Read more... )

I've written a CV, took me over a day, but I did it. Go me! I finished it off today. Today has been boring though. Chelsea beat Charlton by a 'controversial' penalty ( Read more... )

I'm broke. I no longer go to college and I hardly ever have work ( Read more... )

The best thing about ebay, I've decided, is that unlike shopping physically, I can do with only underwear on. I'm the market for another MP3 player. This one will have to be cheap, because I'm skint and because I broke/lost over £400 worth of music players in the last year. The only one that lasted was the CD player I bought for £20, but I can't ( Read more... )

I want to make a trifle, but I'm not quite sure how it goes together, so now I'm getting tempted to just go out and buy one to see how the sponge fits in with with the jelly. I guess I could just pour Sherry over a pre-made trifle ( Read more... )

Tonight's basic plot was similar to Thursday's. Yet even though on Thursday I got beaten up, whilst tonight all the fights that threatened to break out were quickly slaughtered, I feel much more upset about eveything that happened tonight ( Read more... )

Well I've been in bed all day. My right eye looks terrible, as does the rest of my face. I still can't see stright because of the way my eyelid is swollen. It still hurts.

I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror. This should only last a few days though.

It's st patricks day. And I#'ve had the shit kicked out of me. I have as black eye so bad I had to be xrayed and I may not be able to go to work on saturday. Apparently for splitting a ifghgt up tby trying to offer people cripss. I ccant ssere shit right now ansd my nose and face hurt so so osrry for any typos, but I'm ok and I''m gomma go to bed

Dear rich westerner,

welcome me, a Nigerian 419 email scamster, writing to you with the intentions of expressly defrauding the World Bank of X million of USD (uniteds states dollars) and I am looking for a life partner with whom to carry out my deal. I split the X million of dollars in the ratio of 75% for me and 25% for you blah blah blahThis ( Read more... )