FOUR. This is weird

[suckmyflame]

Yesterday when I went into Al's room he wasn't there. There was some stranger that looked kind of like Gray so I tried to beat them up and my flame was all weird looking. AND It was only coming out of my hands. I thought maybe it was because I had just woken up and hadn't anything to eat yet

Comments

[queenalabasta]

Al? You mean Alphonse?

Are you alright?

[suckmyflame]

That's his whole name? I just call him Al. Alphonse is too long.

My tongue hurts!

[queenalabasta]

I've read Al's entry, but it doesn't seem like him.

Still hurt?! You need to aid it fast!

[inyourf_ace]

I can't get my fire to work at all!

... you normally eat fire? Oh! You must be that guy Mirajane was talking about. How do you eat fire?

[suckmyflame]

I put it in my mouth and swallow it. DUH!

[minus5pts]

Gosh, you set a fish on fire, and it burned your tongue? However did that happ--

OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BURN YOU, IF YOU COOK IT LIKE THAT - IF THAT CAN EVEN BE CALLED COOKING AT ALL!!!

Minus 3 points for stupidity and a further 10 for your atrocious culinary skills.

[suckmyflame]

What? But I always eat my food like that. See. That's from an article is Weekly Sorcerer.

How many points did I start off with?

[minus5pts]

Weekly Sorcere-- sure. Okay. Well, now that you are no longer magical or what have you, perhaps you should eat food like normal people, namely by waiting until it is no longer on fire.

...As for your burnt tongue, you may want to put some ice on that. Honey or aloe vera can also help.

[suckmyflame]

I'm still a mage! My flames are just acting up because I can't eat. Maybe I'm sick or something. I had to ride on a boat the other day.

[not_hollow]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[suckmyflame]

GRAY WANNA-BE!

[happyflyingcat]

This isn't good, you can't cook fish, Mira won't cook fish... that means you'll be after my fish!