(Backdaturd to day after the end of the war jksdasjd)

[suckmyhooktail]

Those...

I'm just realizing, those Aparoids.

Tasted like.

Crickets.

...

I think I'm going to be sick.

Aside from that, all you little morsels proved to be very worthy fighters. I'm glad I'm on your side, and wasn't on the recieving end of the trouncing you all delivered.

Comments

[king_of_bugs]

I thought the cricket flavor was a good thing...

[suckmyhooktail]

Not when it gives me food poisoning.

[king_of_bugs]

For food poisoning, I know Hairy Bulborbs' hairs brewed into a tea does wonders...

[suckmyhooktail]

Tea DOES sound good. What's a Hairy Bulborb? A plant?

[getthisguyoffme]

Even if they tasted like crickets, I doubt it woulda' been a good idea to try one.

[suckmyhooktail]

Tasting like crickets is more than enough reason for me to never want to touch one of those things!

... If they come back though, that doesn't mean I won't stomp their crushy little heads into the dirt.

[things_go_boom]

Hey, did you want to keep the armor? Maybe mount it on a wall or something.

[suckmyhooktail]

Hah, I think I want to, but I don't know if there's a wall big enough.

[things_go_boom]

I can see if we can get it stashed into a warehouse or something. We did win the war for the town, the least they can do is hold on to our stuff!

[suckmyhooktail]

That's very true! We should see if we could have my armor displayed somewhere. The gore can be left on as a reminder of how many attackers I mangled.

[fireytrap]

Oh, you poor thing! You aren't sick, are you?

... I wonder if Aparoids are related to crickets somehow. It would make sense...

[suckmyhooktail]

I'm feeling a little nauseous, but not as horrible as I felt last time I ate a cricket.

It does make sense, and I wish the thought had occured to me sooner so I wouldn't have... Devoured... So many. Ooogg, horrible.