Okay, so I told Jon I wA going to udate so here we are. I'm drunk. 67ythgbyt4g6hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That was my head against to

Okay. Yeah. That was my HILARIOUSLY funny update from last night.
I've been drunk a good portion of this weekend.
Woo woooooooo!
In any case, I said I was going to update sometime this weekend.
Now seems as good ( Read more... )

I am angus and I suck at everything, including, but not limited to making a half decent post when it's my turn. I am also a flambouyant homosexual. Call me. 892-7766. But only if you're a boy.

Angus was totally right about what my post is going to be like. We totally made the conference our bitch. And we bossed the dance. At least the good part. It was crappy at the beginning, then it got sweet as hell, then it sucked, and then they redeemed it again at the very end. One part of it was really sweet thought. They were playing a lot ( Read more... )

I know exactly how Jon's next update is going to go. He's going to say how we made the JAAC conference our bitch, and how we bossed the Much Music Video Dance. He is then going to complain about the nerdiness of all the people there, and proceed to whine about how there were almost no hot girls there, except for one named Natalie, and he will ( Read more... )

So, as of day one at JAAC, here's how the score is. Angus, 0. Jon, 0. This is probably also due to the fact that this confrence is a partial wasteland. Dylan is having a great time hitting on all the hot boys. No joke, I actually saw a kid sitting in the corner picking his nose. It's like a freaking startrek convention. Every so often during ( Read more... )

So this is the deal. Jon and I are now having a competition to see who can get more action at the Junior Achievement Atlantic Conference. Hopefully it will have hilarious consequences! We'll keep you posted. And if we're lucky, this journal's rating might go up to PG-13 for slight NUDITY!

And I'll bet that every single one of you forgot about Emo ( Read more... )

Hey Jon
I hear Dylan likes boys. 
In the most homosexual way possible.
What do you think?
Doesn't this make you question his sexuality quite a lot.
The right answer is yes, Jon. YES. ( Read more... )

I was having a fine day in the girl's locker room the other day when I suddenly was struck with inspiration. Poetic inspiration. - Angus' crappy beginning ( Read more... )

Oh, you want a fucking update? You wanna fucking laugh?! I'LL MAKE YOU FUCKING LAUGH MOTHERFUCKERS ( Read more... )

Yeah yeah, it's been over a week since my last update. So sue me. I believe that the small amount of people we had reading this before have now stopped reading it. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to write idiotic things all OVER this internet. In faaaaaact, it's time for one of those idiotic things

NOW

Tonight, I will, um, entertain you. ( Read more... )