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[suddensilence]

"I know you're NOT thinking of a transvestite hooker eating cookie dough ice cream out of the bucket with a big wooden spoon while watching Oprah re-runs and crying because her lover left her for a straight man."

Yep... I said that... and I made myself laugh... really hard lol

NOTE: The faster you read it, the funnier it sounds lol

Comments

[danicalifornia1]

pure GENIUS.

i love it!

[suddensilence]

haha thanks! :)