SINCE IM TOO BROKE TO ADVERTISE ON CRAIGSLIST..

[sue_me_dickhead]

IM GOING TO DO IT ON MYSPACE/LIVEJOURNAL!!!!!!

SO HERES THE THING, IM BROKE AS ALLLLL HELL AND IT'S HALLOWEEN.... SO I FIGURESSSS...
I WENT TO MAKE UP SCHOOL FOR SPECIAL FX FOR A REASON, RIGHT? THE MONTH OF OCTOBER IS REALLY THE ONLY MONTH I CAN MAKE SOME SOLID MONEY WITH WHAT KNOWLEDGE I'VE GAINED AND REALLY SHINE ON, SHOWING YOU ALL THE AMAZING

Comments

[ucdiscock]

can you make my side burns darker? real talk

[sue_me_dickhead]

yes i can in. do you need me to fill them in?

[ucdiscock]

yes i need to look like wolverine and add sum angery eyebrows too.

[straight_flakes]

I'd be willing to pay you money to make me an old, bald Chinese Man..... we'll see where I will be halloween though.