Laughter from Kerala
Been long since i came here. Today was satisfying. We have a new bunch of guys who have joined our process. So it kinda felt good to be "one of the old guys":)
All the girls in my team are dressed in sarees and everyone's asking whts the occasion! Its good to see the office to bright and colourful :):)
Here's something for the
Laughter From Kerala
Contributed by Niranjan
Some ol n some new, but all funny - Njoy ! ;-)
* Name the wonly part of the werld, where
Malayalis
don't werk hard?
Kerala
* Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on
lifting,
folding and re-tying
the lungi.
* Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
the
Gelff.
* Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
* What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
* Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
* What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
* Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
* Who found out that?
His aandy.
* What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto.
* Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
* Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
Second hand Mercedes.
Please don't delete this file after reading, at
least you should send
this mail to:
- 10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil.
- 20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips.
- 40 Malayalis you will receive appams.
- Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free
land near the rice field
behind the lungi factory with additional
incentive
of a whole month's
supply of cecenut oil and benena chips free.
All the girls in my team are dressed in sarees and everyone's asking whts the occasion! Its good to see the office to bright and colourful :):)
Here's something for the
Laughter From Kerala
Contributed by Niranjan
Some ol n some new, but all funny - Njoy ! ;-)
* Name the wonly part of the werld, where
Malayalis
don't werk hard?
Kerala
* Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on
lifting,
folding and re-tying
the lungi.
* Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
the
Gelff.
* Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
* What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
* Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
* What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
* Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
* Who found out that?
His aandy.
* What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto.
* Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
* Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
Second hand Mercedes.
Please don't delete this file after reading, at
least you should send
this mail to:
- 10 Malayalis & you will receive cecenut oil.
- 20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips.
- 40 Malayalis you will receive appams.
- Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free
land near the rice field
behind the lungi factory with additional
incentive
of a whole month's
supply of cecenut oil and benena chips free.