recent life changing experiences

[suemejack]

1. i realized that now, when kids draw a picture of me, they draw on a 5 o'clock shadow, whether or not i've shaved that day or not. i'm finally a man, at the tender age of 26

Comments

[turbozo]

fuck having my coffee taste like cade!

[suemejack]

hahah, touche!

[thehypercube]

stock up. i'm going home fat.

[suemejack]

just let me know how many you want. i owe you money, so i could essentially pay you back in microwaveable cakes (or cades, as lil' turbo deftly mentioned).

I propose a word problem

[workcubed]

How long do you have to microwave it at 300 watts? At 150? Finally, how many watts to turn a lizard into Godzilla? A turtle into Gamara?

[brentturbeaux]

One egg for a coffee cup-sized cupcake? DAYUM!!