Keira Knightley

[sueslaps]

This is almost certainly a trollfic. And it isn't really even a Sue. But I had to do a report on it. I just HAD to. Because if I'm going to be the resident psychiatrist of the PotC fandom, this is one hell of a textbook case.

Why, you ask? Because Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom eat Keira Knightley. And they have sex, but that's almost

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[shy_dramaqueen]

Bu...?

Wh...?

Muh...?

The...?

... Whatthefuck???

[interstellar]

...there are no words to describe the stupidity of others. I'm so disturbed.

[niav]

niav: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sueslaps/3776.html
niav: It's a story about Johnny and Orlando eating Keira Knightley. And then they have sex. Wtf?!
weasleycest4eva: :: blink ::

I think that sums it up pretty damn well.

[dropsofgleam]

See my icon?

That's all.

[kribban]

URGH, there is other food to be found on an island, and I'd think you'd go longer without it before considering such a thing! This fic is an insult to Alive.

He had to go and find release. He moaned in pain as the foul smelling fluids left his cramped body. Eeew yuck. The only thing more fun than reading about real people fucking is reading about real people having explosive diarrhea. I never heard of anyone having that problem with coconuts anyway, but hey. Must contrive it so that people meat is the only thing he's capable of eating!

This reminds me of an X-files slash story I once read where Skinner said things like "Push up against me like you're going to pass stool," and commented on how Mulder's "rectal vault was filled with stool" and smiled to himself as Mulder went to the bathroom etc.

I thing this convention is from Cast Away though, where Tom Hank's character comments on how living on coconuts gives him diarrhea. (Thus showing how desperate he is to catch fish.)

[ciroccoj]

Mulder's "rectal vault was filled with stool"

OMG I remember that one!! Damn! I thought I'd finally purged that particularly hideous memory for good 8P