This Sue is dah shit

[sueslaps]

Just when you thought the Caribbean was safe, shy_dramaqueen is back with partner-in-crime elila. Three Sues are ready for their slapping, so let's get this shit over with!

(Warning for immature potty-jokes. The Suethor started it. We were drunk, but what's her excuse?)

TITLE: the blackness of all and the absence of the shi(f)t-key, aka Shit Happens
CULPRIT: smac

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[mozarteffect]

"my name is captain jack sparrow and this is my ship. I will introduce the rest of the crew tomorrow you three look exhausted."

Captain Jack Sparrow could care less. He'd probably hit on them.

[lady_jenna]

He'd ask how much for one night.

[emilysmusings]

When the girls set foot on the shit all went quiet.

ROTFL!!!

Was it because they were Mary Sues?

[mylla]

The captain laughed. "you want us to leave and never return eh?" he looked thoughtful for a moment. "ok we have a deal. As long as you sat with us."

Oooh! What a scary pirate captain! He wants the girls to sit with him before he'll fulfill his side of the bargain! Oh no! How will they cope!

Seriously, was that supposed to be "stay"? That's the only thing I got.

"no seriously ok well we can go with them and our town will leave or we can get killed and they will masicure the town." Jill looked at her shocked. "thank god you read s much. Ok I guess we only have one choice."

Oh lordy. The one who says things like "masicure" and has such brilliant flows of logic is the one of them who reads?

I hate to think what the other two are like.

[scarlet_blade]

I read "masicure" as "manicure" and wondered when that became a popular threat. "Oh no, we must go with them or the whole town will have a spa day!"

[rainbowjehan]

Win! You're back! *cheers*

Ahhh, Sues. Providing entertainment with their typos since 1957.

[livilla]

*blink*

I... ok, brain is broken.