Mydia

[sueslaps]

'Tis I, wolfychan, the very original Sueslapper, back in action after nearly a year's hiatus. Without further ado: Mydia! A Mute Sue!

TITLE: Silent as the Grave
CULPRIT: YouaretakingmeoverandIlikethat
SUMMARY: "Mydia has sworn herself to not talking. She speaks to others in different ways, she had witnessed something horrible and feels immense guilt is

Comments

[anthophilous]

Please tell me there's an author's note somewhere that explains that English isn't the Suethor's first language?

[livilla]

Am I a bad person if this sentence made me laugh hysterically?

It wasn't just you.

And Todo?! For that she deserves to have her ass kicked.

[mythtaken]

Heh. I came across this one the other day. Glad somebody sporked it.

The "Will rescues somebody from an attempted rape" scenario is exceptionally popular among suethors - he's *always* at it, he is Will: Defender of Women's Virtue. It's a wonder he gets any smithery done at all really.

Also, is anyone else sick of the word "feisty"?

[wolfychan]

Rapists always mock their victims by calling them "feisty." It's just a way of dehumanizing both participants in the rape and reducing sexual assault to the level of cliche.

Rereading that last sentence, I gotta admit: there's no grouchy like a liberal arts grouchy.

[mallet_kat]

This is just terrible.
Didn't make me "laugh hysterically" but rather made me want to scream!
Stupid people annoy me.
Problems:
Suethor doesn't know the times well enough
Suethor adds lots of random commas
Suethor was trying to limit the entire story to 3 or 4 sentences
Suethor is overly dramatic

Now, while I could go into details, I'd say this has been well-sporked! Bravo!

[purple_jester]

I have lived on the on the coast of Mississippi my entire life (19 years). I have lived through several hurricanes.

My problem? I have never heard a hurricane alarm. Never. Not once. I'm not saying they don't exist, but they certainly aren't common (at least in the U.S.).