Announcements, announcements, announcements
1. I have never even heard of Mary Jane Watson. I certainly did not get her pregnant. I didn't get anybody pregnant, ever, nor will I. It's an immortal thing. Seriously, I know starlets, and I never even heard of her. Is she famous or something? Is it a coincidence that she looks a little like Kara? Could she be a 'Bot?.
2. Somebody's sabotaging property I own. As much as I would like to blame Tucker Wells, this one has Osborn written all over it. Somebody do tell me I'm wrong, before I have to send out the goon squad? And seriously, where's Spiderman when we need him?
ETA: I apologize to Tucker Wells for mentioning his name in a light that could be construed as negative. Before Kara reads this and forces me to. Before any individual accuses me of invoking Mr. Wells' name in a negative fashion, I hope to point out that the negative aspersions on Mr. Osborn in the original post COULD be construed to balance out any inferred -- and not deliberately implied -- regarding Mr. Wells.
Alan, how's that for a disclaimer?
2. Somebody's sabotaging property I own. As much as I would like to blame Tucker Wells, this one has Osborn written all over it. Somebody do tell me I'm wrong, before I have to send out the goon squad? And seriously, where's Spiderman when we need him?
ETA: I apologize to Tucker Wells for mentioning his name in a light that could be construed as negative. Before Kara reads this and forces me to. Before any individual accuses me of invoking Mr. Wells' name in a negative fashion, I hope to point out that the negative aspersions on Mr. Osborn in the original post COULD be construed to balance out any inferred -- and not deliberately implied -- regarding Mr. Wells.
Alan, how's that for a disclaimer?