Reporting from an undisclosed location to say --

[suey_generis]

OOC: This is unofficial of course; for summers_day and whoever else is inclined to chime in.

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[summers_day]

Wow, Campbell.

Married or not, you're as couth as ever.

[suey_generis]

I'm not nice, I'm not couth, I'm just right.

Right?

[summers_day]

*sighs*

Right. Yes. I definitely dated you in Rome.

That's unfortunate, as this other girl seems to have been jumping out of planes. Which looks like a lot more fun.

[suey_generis]

. . .

We jumped out of a plane.

And your parachute didn't open, and so I grabbed you, and we held each other tightly until we reached the ground, and then. . .need I go on?

[tm_darla]

*reads news*

Caro, I'm stunned. I know you've been hitting the millenium a while ago, but did your eyesight really become so poor you fell for a doppelganger?

Though I hear cloning is all the rage now. Maybe that explains it. On the other hand, I find it entirely believable Spike and Angel were conned by this Andrew; Dru and I do find gullibility attractive at times....

[summers_day]

Hello, Darla, I'm right here.

Not a clone.

[tm_darla]

So you say, dearest, so you say.

Don't worry. We have all our identity issues.

[shadeof_grey]

That's a good point.

When Sinister cloned me, my clone didn't know she was a clone.

Otherwise, I'm pretty sure Scott wouldn't have married her.

[red_eyed_sin]

Immortal, are you? I am, as well. You were not, say, created by a man calling himself Apocalypse were you? If so, I do believe we may be related. If not, do forgive my rude intrusion. My name is Nathaniel Essex, though most who know me call me Sinister.

Or other things, to be honest. Though I shall refrain from mentioning those, as there are ladies present.

OOC: Hi! Hope you don't mind Sinister popping by :)

[suey_generis]

Why would that make us related?

[red_eyed_sin]

Apocalypse was the man who created me. If you were made immortal by similar means, we may share particular...genetic structures? I have a bit of an interest in genetics, you see.

[suey_generis]

. . .

NATE ESSEX???

What are you doing with that absurd red thing on your head? I remember like it was yesterday, when I was explaining my theories of genetics to you -- but you know when I suggested "Mr. Sinister" as a nickname -- well, we were both drunk, and I was joking.

And quite honestly, I'm not sure how I got to be immortal. But 'created by a man named Apocalypse' seems a little far fetched. I've always been a fan of the 'enchanted cookie' myself. That was young Ms. Summers' theory of course. Or her clone. I'm getting confused about who I actually slept with.