[Voice mail]breathingheirNovember 19 2011, 04:59:18 UTC
Hey, Ms. Dolorosa! This is John in case you, um, didn't know.
Okay, there is really no not-awkward way to say this so I will just spit it out! I need fashion help, and since you are the most fashionable person this side of the bubble, I was wondering if you could help me? I kind of have a date. And stuff. Haha.
You check your mail with a tinge of regret--the regret of having not been available to take whatever message was directed at you at the time it was meant to be. What if someone is in trouble? In danger?
Truly, the unknown is the greatest cause of your fretting there ever will be.
Oh, it is the Human John Boy. You listen intently to his mess-- ]
[ Such a thing is nearly alien to you and to think one would not only acknowledge the need for fashion to actually request fashion assistance feels even more alien!
Then you remember that you are, in fact, dealing with an alien.
An alien boy. In need.
Despite having lived so many, many sweeps and having been on so very many adventures, only now do you feel a strange feeling. This feeling...
[Also a voicemail!]tokinohimeNovember 19 2011, 05:04:50 UTC
Hello ma'am!
This is Aradia speaking, and I have a small favor to ask if it's not too much for you to handle. I have an upcoming date, and I figured that it wouldn't be a good idea to go as I usually do and I realize I don't have a lot of the more ... date-oriented outfits, sooo...
So, I was wondering if you'd help me out in that category, since I have a date coming up soon! I really do appreciate the help.
[ Several units of time after assisting John, but not many...
> THE DOLOROSA: ANSWER VOICE MAIL. AGAIN.
Dang!! You have missed two messages in a single day. Your regret is doubled. Though you may have been assisting Mister Egbert with acquiring tremendous amounts of swag (perhaps too much, in fact, as it is a dangerous thing to wield), that is no excuse for you to have missed what may have been an equally important call!!
So, you listen to the voicemail. Ah, it is the sweet little redblooded Megido girl. What could she possibly-- ]
[ Sweet mother of Troll Jegus (that being you, though most of that sentence would actually be gibberish to you if said aloud rather than in narration) what sort of coincidence is this? Two children needing fashion assistance on the same day for a date.
Could it be? Is this beyond merely a coincidence? Are the two dates in question, in fact, one date between a young human boy and an equally young troll girl, having put aside genetic and racial differences to find attraction between them?
Perhaps even flushed emotions?
This situation is even more important than you previously thought. ]
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Okay, there is really no not-awkward way to say this so I will just spit it out! I need fashion help, and since you are the most fashionable person this side of the bubble, I was wondering if you could help me? I kind of have a date. And stuff. Haha.
EB out!
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You check your mail with a tinge of regret--the regret of having not been available to take whatever message was directed at you at the time it was meant to be. What if someone is in trouble? In danger?
Truly, the unknown is the greatest cause of your fretting there ever will be.
Oh, it is the Human John Boy. You listen intently to his mess-- ]
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> I need fashion help,
> FASHION HELP ]
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Then you remember that you are, in fact, dealing with an alien.
An alien boy. In need.
Despite having lived so many, many sweeps and having been on so very many adventures, only now do you feel a strange feeling. This feeling...
THIS FEELING... ]
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This is Aradia speaking, and I have a small favor to ask if it's not too much for you to handle. I have an upcoming date, and I figured that it wouldn't be a good idea to go as I usually do and I realize I don't have a lot of the more ... date-oriented outfits, sooo...
So, I was wondering if you'd help me out in that category, since I have a date coming up soon! I really do appreciate the help.
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> THE DOLOROSA: ANSWER VOICE MAIL. AGAIN.
Dang!! You have missed two messages in a single day. Your regret is doubled. Though you may have been assisting Mister Egbert with acquiring tremendous amounts of swag (perhaps too much, in fact, as it is a dangerous thing to wield), that is no excuse for you to have missed what may have been an equally important call!!
So, you listen to the voicemail. Ah, it is the sweet little redblooded Megido girl. What could she possibly-- ]
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Could it be? Is this beyond merely a coincidence? Are the two dates in question, in fact, one date between a young human boy and an equally young troll girl, having put aside genetic and racial differences to find attraction between them?
Perhaps even flushed emotions?
This situation is even more important than you previously thought. ]
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