how good would it be if you wired one of those wog-horns up to your doorbell.

little jack horne sat in the corner
he got a square bum

wow. 47 people have listed Cal as an interest. he even has a group.

I bought an imitation Barbie from work the other day. she comes with a pink and blue mullet do, a guitar, walkman and turntable. she's only $2 but i don't know why people don't buy her. i've named her Grunge Betty. i might get some photos up. yes. last week of school. everyone's going somewhere or have already gone. and i just want to get to ( Read more... )

Wonka's Soliloquy on the WonkaTania ( Read more... )

ooooo! i've just been repeatedly watching Willy Wonka for the last week. and look what i found on sparkle_frog's page!



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i call this an update

i take it that all the livejournal macrob slackers are not at open day today?

The US intersate highway system requires that 1 in every 5 miles of highway must be straight. In war times these sections are to be used as airstrips.

me: I'm so hip i can't see over my pelvis
boy behind counter: huh? (gives a look to the girl next to him)
yeah i got my copy of estrangler's the tuation today! i won the race! and it's so good. even though i'm not smart, witty or satirical enough to understand all the clever little jokes in it. i don't know what julz is going on about when she said it was ( Read more... )