Uh oh!

[suffocated_me]

Tonight is the big night.

It's nice being the other woman in this situation. Eight up? Two down? Fuck that. I say 20 up and two down.

Someone told me I should go pay someone to have sex with me. Sex for money? Im not sure it would be worth it.
Plus I don't want syphagonoclamidiaAIDS
YEAHHHH!
Jadeeeeee

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[suffocated_me]

Whhhyyy didn't I get a phone call telling me about this party. Jack told me, but I told my father dearest I was going home, so I couldn't get crunk with me wife.
Goodness!

[lockand__load]

pay someone to have sex with you?
id have sex with you for free!!!!

[suffocated_me]

Oooo BABY! I like it when you talk cheap sex.
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