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[sugar3cult0]

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Yeah Quagyy is my favorite character...gotta watch the show sometime if you don't understand it
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