HahahahahahaHA I have to share this it amused me no end

[sugar_for_sugar]

I got the BEST spam message today on an entry I wrote way back in 2009:

Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be

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[nutmeg3]

I got that same reply to a post (or comment, I forget) I made in a Craig Ferguson comm a year or more ago. If only someone really did have a crush on me. *sigh*

[sugar_for_sugar]

Awww! *hug* I have an internet crush on you, though I guess that's not really the same thing as having like a sexy-connections crush so I should probably shut up.

I can't even remember the last time I got unambiguously flirted with. But then, my instant reaction to anyone claiming to like me is an inner turmoil of suspicious freak-out and OH GAWD WHAT DO THEY REALLY WANT while doing my best to remain outwardly polite so I might not be the best at figuring that out, either. XD

[collie222]

I've received 4 of gbese comments, on really old posts, in the last week. I want to report them, but the spam button is missing.

[sugar_for_sugar]

Weird! It worked on mine. I guess do a bot report? you can mention the lack of spam button bug.

[poto_heart]

Ahaha omg xD I haven't gotten any of those spam comments yet...I think.

The only person who has a crush on me is my dog. And currently he's upset with me apparently. He joined me on the couch just now and I tried to call him over for pets but he just gave me an offended look and laid down to face the other way xD WHAT DID I DO

XD

[barsukthom]

Just last week, a college friend and I were talking after ages, and at one point we realized, "Hey, you know what? We actually DO know a Nigerian Prince... and his grammar is one HELLA lot better than those spam morons! -And he (at lkeast WAS) a great guy!"

Re: XD

[sugar_for_sugar]

Does Nigeria even have a monarchy?

Re: XD

[barsukthom]

Probably like ancient Ireland... Every third man is a king (at least in his own mind)

[theonlymeyouget]

I cannot BELIEVE you would call me pouring my heart out to you SPAM. In public, no less. You wound me Sugar. You really wound me.

[wheresthepaper]

A+ comment. Where's the fucking like button, UGH?! XDD

No Edwardo, it's over between us! *hand to forehead*

[sugar_for_sugar]

I'm sorry... I gave our internet love-child up for e-doption. I was cheating on you with your evil twin the whole time, because after I woke up from my coma with amnesia, I thought he was you!

Also I'm a vampire! From space!

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

Re: No Edwardo, it's over between us! *hand to forehead*

[barsukthom]

you are a vampire? from SPACE?!? i am SHOCKED and APPALLED!

Our Eloption is off! Byron, cancel the Wild Hunt!