Merchandising must be stopped.
Tell me, honestly, do I actually look like this monstrosity:
They made me into a male Barbie doll. And I was under the impression that we already had one of those.
You can take my clothes off. Shouldn't I get to approve something like this?
And the worst part is, these have been around for quite some time.(Light-kun and Misa-san suffered the same fate, however, so I should probably stop complaining.) I should casually walk into a store and purchase these wherever they're sold. Completely undisguised. And study the reactions I receive.
In other news...how's my house coming?