In less than 5 hours I will be re-certified in CPR, as well as trained to use an AED machine...at which point I will run around giggling and yelling "CLEAR!" for no apparent reason ( Read more... )

Alcohol is gross...I ended up deciding not to have a party, and invited Dorothy over instead. We stayed up til 7am and I don't know about her, but -I-had a bit too much to drink...we ended up calling random people on both our phones and leaving voicemails. Not only did we rap/rhyme our messages, but we went on and on until each machine cut us off. ( Read more... )

So I get a profile on True.com...yeah...to meet new guys. This is the third time I've gotten one and always end up not using it. (It seems a lot easier to meet guys in person randomly than through some silly site.) I just thought it was kind of funny that they couldn't find any "true compatibility matches" for me. I'm like the one un-matching sock ( Read more... )

I knew something was wrong, but WOW. I haven't been able to get a hold of the manager of the knife company I sell for in WEEKS, so I decided to drive across town to the office today and turn in some more order forms in person. I arrived there only to find a sign on the door saying that the landlord had repossessed the office and that there's a lien ( Read more... )

It's WEIRD. Not even a day after I became single again EVERYone I know started trying to set me up with guys...(My best friend, my crazy mother, my supervisor at work...) I hadn't even told them I was single. It's like they can SMELL it or something. O.O ( Read more... )

Another day in the life of Chrissy ( Read more... )

Hahahaha. These are some of the most hilarious things I've seen. Enjoy!

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I just got back from a 2 day camping trip. It was pretty nice and took my mind off of life for the most part. I turned my phone off and had no contact with anyone but the two people I was with. We rode a speed boat on a lake ALL day for two days, went innertubing, kneeboarding, and camped in little tents on the sandy beach. I pretty much burned to ( Read more... )

I can't seem to get away from politics no matter how hard I try. I got this great new job at the U.S. Attorney's office downtown, and just when I thought everything was going fine, I get an e-mail from the woman who pretends to be a mother (but only when image is at stake) that she went to school with the acting U.S. Attorney and to tell him hello ( Read more... )

Nothing is better than ice cold milk. And when I say nothing...I mean nothing except clean underwear, a good paying job, and time to kill ( Read more... )