It's like this. I've had enough. It's all over. Sold to the general public. Your mother's porn videos. Starring me. Waste my life, yes please. I got the manual. Check also: people who claim they have the magic stick, things originating in nebraska, and sugerfree gum. Whatever. I don't think i want to talk about it. Everyone should endevour on a ( Read more... )

That's it. I am tired of slipping in the shower after all my midnight tallies and hitting the soapdish on the way down. I am lining the entire blasted shower with bubble wrap. Yes ( Read more... )

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The truth is that my greatest ambition in life is to become an elementary school librarian. The one that slinks around in white tights. With wrinkled lips. With a decorative neckalace that prevents one's glasses from falling off one's face. And with a large, grade A yard stick. Why the yard stick? Brutal child spanking is all I can say. Hey, I'm ( Read more... )

let me start by saying that i will one day marry the Pope. That is right P-O-P-E. I will be the biggest muther f-in baller in the Vatican, the holiest playher hater ever. Take me seriously because the Pope is my lufer. Perhaps I have started in the wrong chapter of my life.

Time to take the dive.