(no subject)

May 13, 2006 20:16



so my brother and i go to some flower place in holliston to get my mom flowers for mothers day and we get there and the only person working is this mexican guy he's about 25 or something so we go in and we're the only people in there and the guy is eyeing us the entire time and i thought maybe he thought we were going to steal something but i didn't care so we pick something up and go up to the little register and that's when the shit hit the fan...

crazy mexican: okay i'll give you this stuff for free if she gives me her phone number.
me: uh what?
my brother: you heard the man give him your number and we get this for free.
me: (trying to be nice) oh no thank you we'll just pay.
crazy mexican: what's the big deal?
me: (now panicing) oh uh i have a boyfriend and i don't think he'd appreciate me giving out my phone number to random guys.
crazy mexican: (referring to my brother) is this your boyfriend?
me: no this is my brother.

so he stops talking rings us up and me and my brother start to leave but of course the crazy mexican was not done conversing.

crazy mexican: well if your boyfriend is not here then where is he?
me: are you serious? he's busy today.
crazy mexican: oh well then that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship to me if he can't make time for a pretty girl like you if i was him i'd never let you out of my sight.

and see now i'm getting angry as if my boyfriend that i was talking about was real.

me: don't judge him. we have a very loving and trusting relationship so we don't worry about things like that.
crazy mexican: sounds to me like he's cheating on you i on the other hand would never cheat on you
me: (completely irate) you don't even know me you're crazy
crazy mexican: yeah..crazy for you.

and then i just walked out.
it was the most redick thing i have ever dealt with.

Previous post Next post
Up