RYODA FIC: Dirty Laundry
Authors: sugarbloodlolli
Title: Dirty Laundry
Pairing: RYODA
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Author's Note: It is supposed to be a drabble but I got carried away. As usual, messyboo is my muse. A request by pautami for $1 For A Drabble, Orgazined by help_pilipinas .
“Ryo!!” Tatsuya yelled for the umpteenth time, but received no response. Feeling frustrated, Tatsuya placed the damp t-shirt back in the laundry basket and left the balcony.
“Geez! Where the heck is he?” Tatsuya mumbled when he saw both the living room and their bedroom empty, “Ryo!”
“WHAT!” the younger man finally replied as he stepped out of the bathroom looking annoyed with a towel wrapped around his waist.
“It’s laundry day!” Tatsuya said and crossed his arms, “You were supposed to help me remember?”
Ryo stared at the mountains of dirty clothes piled in front of the washing machine and frowned.
“Really? I don’t remember…” He dismissed airily and walked to their bedroom, leaving Tatsuya fuming.
“Don’t pretend you don’t remember!” Tatsuya argued and followed him. “You promised~!”
By this time, Ryo was feeling annoyed by his Hime’s nagging. He opened his closet and was about to pull out a shirt but to his utmost surprised, there wasn’t any.
“Hey Hime, where are my clothes?” Ryo asked. He looked over and saw Tatsuya leaning against the door with arms crossed and rolling his eyes.
“Did you not see your dirty clothes in the baskets by the washing machine?” Tatsuya replied sarcastically, making Ryo wanted to spank that attitude out of his boyfriend.
“Oh well…” Ryo said nonchalantly and decided to irritate Hime further. He opened Tatsuya’s drawer and pulled out a clean shirt, a pair of boxers and pants.
“HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Tatsuya screamed in livid. He marched up to Ryo and tried to grab the clothes out of Ryo’s hands.
“What the- HIME! You’re being a pain!” Ryo retorted and wrestled Tatsuya.
“Stupid Midget! I just washed these! And no way are you going to use it! You lazybum! Go wash your own clothes!” Tatsuya scolded, clinging onto his clothes for his dear life.
“But….I CAN’T WALK AROUND THE HOUSE WITH JUST A TOWEL!” Ryo exclaimed, “Geez, be reasonable Hime.”
“Don’t you dare tell me to be reasonable when you always expect me to wash your laundry! A little help would be nice and -“Tatsuya stopped ranting when Ryo suddenly pressed their lips together, sucking and biting passionately.
He tried to push Ryo away but Ryo held the back of his head, forcing him to silently endure until the younger man pulled away.
“And what?” Ryo smirked, licking the corner of Tatsuya’s lips.
“And….” Tatsuya sighed jadedly, “I can’t do it all by myself….I’m exhausted from work…so…”
He felt so embarrassed by the way Ryo was staring at him and he looked down. Ryo on the other hand felt bad for making his princess flustered and blushing, though he immensely enjoyed seeing Tatsuya like that.
“How about this….” Ryo pulled Tatsuya in his arms and stroked his boyfriend’s hair, “I’ll call up a laundry service and ask them to wash our clothes. That way, you won’t have to be so stressed about it.”
“But…what if they mess it up? What if they mix the whites with the colours? What if the colour runs? What if they aren’t using a good detergent? What if they steal your underwear?!” Tatsuya bombarded Ryo with a million questions, looking worried and unsure.
“WOAH! HIME! Relax!” Ryo laughed, “They should know what they’re doing. They are professionals.”
He pecked Tatsuya’s lips and pulled him to bed.
“Snuggle time!” Ryo said excitedly and hugged Tatsuya tightly, making his boyfriend unable to move.
“But…the laundry!” Tatsuya cried out, trying to pull away but Ryo tightened his hold.
“I told you I’ll take care of it.” Ryo said reassuringly with a stupid smug on his face.
“Really?” Tatsuya raised his brow in disbelief.
“Yes!” Ryo rolled Tatsuya on top of him, making his boyfriend straddled his waist, “Now quit being so uptight and ride me.”
Tatsuya frowned at Ryo for a moment and shook his head when he felt Ryo’s growing erection.
“As much as I would love to, I have to hang the remaining laundry.” He got off the bed and walked back towards the balcony where the laundry was waiting for him.
“But-“ Ryo stammered and followed him.
“Nope! I have to do it while the sun is out. It won’t take long to hang the laundry. I would appreciate it if you help me so we can get this job done faster.” Tatsuya said optimistically.
“But…. I won’t be horny later!”Ryo whined exasperatedly and crossed his arms like a child ready to throw a tantrum.
Tatsuya felt his last bit of patience burnt away and gritted his teeth. He fiercely grabbed a piece of damp underwear from the basket and threw it at Ryo’s head. Unfortunately, it did not hit Ryo’s head but the black briefs landed square on his face instead. There was 3 seconds of awkward silence before Tatsuya burst out in laughter.
“OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! RYO!” Tatsuya laughed loudly, clutching his side.
Ryo’s face turned bright red with anger and embarrassment. He peeled the wet underwear from his face and just as he was about to throw it back at Tatsuya, a wind blew across the balcony. His towel fell to the floor and he squeaked. Ryo could not take the humiliation anymore and ran back inside the house before anyone saw his naked body.
Tatsuya laughed harder and went back to his chores. He hummed cheerfully thinking how a normal day in the Ueda-Nishikido household was never dull.