my day at work.

[sugarkitti]

guests at seaworld make me feel really smart. i mean REALLY smart. they ask the easiest questions. like "why does that manatee have hair" and instead of saying "because it's a mammal, dumbass." i pull this out of my ass "well they use their hair for a variety of things like sensing current and temperature." then they go on and on about how

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[yogurtkiller]

you should tell them about how the manatees have tremendous brain power and that when they are floating around it's because they're astrally projecting themselves and altering the fabric of space time.

[sugarkitti]

that's perfect. next time, next time.