the assassination of abe lincoln by the coward bryan's ass.

[sugarlush]

so, last time bryan and i visited my mom, she told us about these plastic toys at the visitor's center that feature abe lincoln's flapping head on a stick (much like those alligator ones you find in florida). naturally, bryan needed one, so we got one, and it's my cat's favorite toy. we flap the mouth on his ears and he gets sloppy lincoln make-

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[sugarlush]

shit man. i love those things. i almost bought a bucket in the toy store the other day :-P

[kendokamel]

Hahaha!

[bryanlouie]

my ass is more an oaf than a coward, thank you very much.